Happy Canada Day Everyone!

Sully · Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2003 11:28 am Post subject:

Their flapping heads

Their beady eyes.

Blame Canada, Blame Canada

Your basic Canadian (Molsonus Vomitus) can be identified by his plumage. His feet are encased in large waffle stomping boots, perfectly suited to wade through the 4 feet of snow that constantly cover his natural habitat. Pants are invariably blue denim, lightly encrusted with salt at the knee joints. A wide belt holds up these pants, buckled with a metal clasp in the shape of a beer bottle, or elk head. His upper body is adorned with flannel, often in a red and black pattern, except in the spring when blue and black or even green and black patterns are utilized in an attempt to attract a mate. This does not happen often though, due to the fact that spring usually goes unnoticed. At the top of this playful creature a leather hat is perched. This hat is furry on the inside and has a flap which folds down to protect the ears.

Magnificent, aren't they?
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Sig courtesy of K.R.G.