[Bubba]

HEIDI:
Noun. Greeting.

HIRE YEW:
Complete sentence. Remainder of greeting. Usage: "Heidi. Hire yew."

BARD:
Verb. Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow." Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck."

JAWJUH:
Noun. A state just north of Florida. Capital is Hot-lanta. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck."

MUNTS:
Noun. A calendar division. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I ain't heard from him in munts."

IGNERT:
Adjective. Not smart. See "Arkansas native." Usage: "Them N-C-TWO-A boys sure are ignert!"

RANCH:
Noun. A tool used for tight'nin' bolts. Usage: "I think I left my ranch in the back of that pickup truck my brother from Jawjuh bard a few munts ago."

ALL:
Noun. A petroleum-based lubricant. Usage: "I sure hope my brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck."

FAR:
Noun. A conflagration. Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh don't change the all in my pickup truck, that things gonna catch far."

BAHS:
Noun. A supervisor. Usage: "If you don't stop reading these Southern words and git back to work, your bahs is gonna far you!"

TAR:
Noun. A rubber wheel. Usage: "Gee, I hope that brother of mine from Jawjuh don't git a flat tar in my pickup truck."


TIRE:
Noun. A tall monument. Usage: "Lord willin' and the creek don't rise, I sure do hope to see that Eiffel Tire in Paris sometime."

RETARD:
Verb. To stop working. Usage: "My grampaw retard at age 65."

TARRED:
Adverb. Exhausted. Usage: "I just flew in from Hot-lanta, and boy my arms are tarred."

FAT:
1. Noun. A battle or combat. 2. verb. To engage in battle or combat.

ARE:
Pronoun. Possessive case of we used as a predicate adjective.

RATS:
Noun. Entitled power or privilege. Usage: "We Southerners are willin' to fat for are rats."

FARN:
Adjective. Not local. Usage: "I cuddint unnerstand a wurd he sed ... must be from some farn country."

DID:
Adjective. Not alive. Usage: "He's did, Jim."

EAR:
Noun. A colorless, odorless gas (unless you are in LA). Usage: "He cain't breathe ... give 'im some ear!"

BOB WAR:
Noun. A sharp, twisted cable. Usage: "Boy, stay away from that bob war fence."

JEW HERE:
Noun and verb contraction. Usage: "Jew here that my brother from Jawjuh got a job with that bob war fence cump'ny?"

HAZE:
A contraction. Usage: "Is Bubba smart?" "Nah ... haze ignert."

SEED:
Verb, past tense.

VIEW:
Contraction: verb and pronoun. Usage: "I ain't never seed New York City ...view?"

HEAVY DEW:
Phrase. A request for action. Usage: "Kin I heavy dew me a favor?"

GUMMIT:
Noun. A bureaucratic institution. Usage: "Them gummit boys shore are ignert."



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All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.
-- Bubba

Squriley AKA Little EagleEyes

[Snaggletooth]

"He's did Jim!" I think this violated some rats.

[Bubba]

hey go here and do this magic trick and see if you cn figure it out

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All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.
-- Bubba

Squriley AKA Little EagleEyes

[Bubba]

LOL i forgot the link http://www.portalmix.com/magic.htm

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All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.
-- Bubba

Squriley AKA Little EagleEyes

[Snaggletooth]

There aren't any of the same cards in the second list. They count on you concentrating on only your card, so you don't notice that they've not only removed your card, but all the cards.

Oh yeah, Bubba, you can edit your posts to add stuff, that way it doesn't take up so much space.

[Bubba]

Did you figure that out by yourself or did you get the monkey to show you what he did ?! yeah i know i just forgot (brain fart)

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All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.
-- Bubba

Squriley AKA Little EagleEyes

[Tommy.Chong]

As a back in the woods NC boy i feel you left a couple out there bubba...please allow me

miramnt-- Three words Come here a minute
example. miramnt i wanna show you sumthin

ovrere-- Two words Over there
example. ovrere is the pickup i bought

I can think of tons more but actually putting them into words is difficult.Also a redneck has this amazing ability to say a whole sentence an never speak one actual real word.