Male VS Female English....

DreadVile · Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2003 7:43 pm Post subject: Male VS Female English....

Male vs. Female English

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
A. Female................Any part under a car's hood.
B. Male..................The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
A. Female.............Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
B. Male...................Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
A. Female...........The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
B. Male................Leaving a note before taking off for a weekend with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n
A. Female..............A desire to get married and raise a family.
B. Male...........Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.

5. ENTERTAINMENT(en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
A. Female..........A good movie, concert, play or book.
B. Male...............Anything that can be done while drinking.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
A. Female..........An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
B. Male...............A source of entertainment, self-_expression &male bonding.

7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
A. Female.........The greatest _expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
B. Male..............Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
A. Female......A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
B. Male..........A device for waving his girlfriend or wife from out in front of the television

FragFailure · Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2003 10:20 pm Post subject:

and there's nothing wrong with the Male perspective of things!

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Stevo · Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2003 10:21 pm Post subject:

Lol, those are funny.

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JtH · Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2003 11:05 pm Post subject:

i second that frag...

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JuVaNiLe · Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2003 11:39 pm Post subject:

nice

Violent Pacifist · Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2003 8:26 am Post subject:

I think Remote control for men should be changed to "POWER"
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PondScm007 · Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2003 9:34 am Post subject:

hehe

btw jackwhat is that in your sig?
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PondScm007 · Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2003 9:37 am Post subject:

neeevrmind...
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Stevo · Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2003 10:29 am Post subject:

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GellyRoll · Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2003 11:17 am Post subject:

alll the girl ones are right i dont get guys though so i donno about those.
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FragFailure · Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2003 4:15 pm Post subject:

trust me, the guys ones make sense tot he guys
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sgt stutter · Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2003 5:56 pm Post subject: