Replacement for the dog in DoD

Violent Pacifist · Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2003 2:57 am Post subject: Replacement for the dog in DoD

http://dodec.dodstudios.net/images/fmj_dog_replacement.jpg

Whoever made this is a genius

Here are some other things that I'm pretty sure he's changed:

Hint_spotted_a_friend
{
This is your fellow comrad,
and you will cover his ass!

Hint_spotted_an_enemy
{
You have spotted an enemy soldier!
Hunt him down and make him shit bricks!

Hint_try_not_to_injure_teammates
{
What the hell do you
think you are doing?!?
Have you been eating
jelly donuts again?!?

Hint_killing_enemies_is_good
{
You have killed an enemy!
Get your ass moving!

Hint_touched_control_point
{
You have captured an area soldier,
there may be hope for you yet!

Hint_mgs_fire_better_deployed
{
This weapon is damn near
useless when not deployed!
Even when deployed it is
still a piece of shit!
Good Luck Soldier!

Hint_sandbag_area_touch
{
This is a sandbag area,
you can deploy your machine gun
here and mow them down!

Hint_rocket_weapon_pickup
{
You've picked up a rocket weapon!
Get out there and blow some shit up!

Hint_out_of_ammo
{
Your weapon is out of ammo,
go reload soldier!

Hint_prone
{
Going prone will give you
less recoil when
you shoot, it is the key
to a newbies survival!

Hint_low_stamina
{
You have low stamina,
take a short break
then get your ass out there!

Hint_area_requires_object
{
You have reached objective,
but your dumbass
has no way to blow it up!

Hint_mg_overheat
{
Your machinegun has overheated,
let it cool down before firing
again you madman!

If you for some reason feel like dl'ing this, then you can here http://dodec.dodstudios.net/filedb/pafiledb.php?action=file&id=248
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