[John Doe]

A stranger was seated next to Little Tommy on the plane
when the stranger turned to the boy and said, "Let's talk.
I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a
conversation with your fellow passenger."

Little Tommy, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and
said to the stranger, "What would you like to discuss?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"

"OK," said Little Tommy. "That could be an interesting topic. But
let me ask you a question first. "A horse, a cow, and a deer all
eat grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while
a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried
grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

"Jeez," said the stranger. "I have no idea."

"Well, then," said! Little Tommy, "How is it that you feel qualified
to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"
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[Hosway[CJP]]

funneh
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Hosway[CJP] is now Doppelgangster.
Come, let's talk with swords!

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[Stevo]

good one
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[Pornstar]

LOL!!! that was a side splitter.

[Stevo]