Blonds or Bernatts?

Mongoose_Slayer · Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2003 4:04 pm Post subject:

omg brunettes are the best

Smegma · Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2003 4:05 pm Post subject:

bald all over

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Mr.Kason Allen · Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2003 4:28 pm Post subject:

Teh blond

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Hosway[CJP] · Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2003 4:31 pm Post subject:

BLONDES R EZAY!!!

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Replica · Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2003 4:46 pm Post subject:

now where'd i put that dead horse at... oh yeah

whats a bernette?

personally i like brunettes
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GellyRoll · Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2003 4:51 pm Post subject: Re: Blonds or Bernatts?

(+)ASSASSIN(+) · Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2003 4:53 pm Post subject:

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YourPowersAreWeakOldMan · Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2003 5:27 pm Post subject:

How are you going to decide which is better with a pole online? Shouldn't there be some sort of Physical and Mental competition to decide which is better...Anyways, most blondes aren't real blondes anyway.
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Gurrg · Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2003 5:49 pm Post subject:

Blondes..i guess
KRG is right, their hair color is just part of it.

sgt stutter · Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2003 6:09 pm Post subject:

As far as hair color goes I agree with what (+)ASSASSIN(+) said

Here are a couple of jokes

Three women escaped from prison. One was a redhead, one a brunette, and one a blonde. They ran for miles until they came upon an old barn where they decided to hide in the hayloft and rest. When they climbed up, they found three large gunnysacks and decided to climb into them for camouflage. About an hour later the sheriff and his deputy came into the barn. The sheriff told his deputy to go up and check out the hayloft. When he got up there the sheriff asked him what he saw and the deputy yelled back, "Just three gunnysacks." The sheriff told him to find out what was in them, so the deputy kicked the first sack, which had the redhead in it. She went, "Bow-wow", so the deputy told the sheriff there was a dog in it. Then he kicked the sack with the brunette in it. She went, "Meow", so the deputy told the sheriff there was a cat in it. Then he kicked the one with the blonde in it, and there was no sound at all. So he kicked it again, and finally the blonde said, "Potatoes."

A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman. "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman "I would like to buy this TV." "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
"Darn, he recognized me," she thought. She went for a complete disguise this time, haircut and new color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before she again approached the salesman. "I would like to buy this TV."
Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. Frustrated, she exclaimed "How do you know I'm a blonde?" "Because that's a microwave," he replied.

One more

A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it." The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!"

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Mongoose_Slayer · Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2003 6:12 pm Post subject:

rofl, the first joke is great (they both are)

GellyRoll · Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2003 6:16 pm Post subject:

hehe funny. I just put up this poll so tahtyou chould no what color you like most people like the color tehy have cause i no i do! Blonds rock! Thats me LittleMissVeryBlondPerson!

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Fred Astaire · Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2003 6:23 pm Post subject: Re: Blonds or Bernatts?