Got a chicken cluck cluck cluck

SpeCies · Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2003 10:52 pm Post subject:

I would build a hutch that is about 4ft off the ground using wood and (excuse the pun) chicken wire on all it's sides. Make it about 5ft long with a top that opens out of reach from animals. See I had problems years ago with a neighbors dog trying to get to the rabbits that I fed to my python, after awhile of not being able to get to those fuzzballs the dog eventually gave up. Don't hurt the dog cause that will only lead to you waking up early in the morning only to find that your attack chicken turned into KFC. Don't let your pet turn into a Attack Chicken <Click

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Chickens attack toddlers in California
Henpecked by angry citizens, the Sonoma City Council calls foul on free-roaming birds.
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By J.A. Getzlaff

May 26, 2000 | Ah, Sonoma, Calif. -- rural town-cum-tourist spot. Grapes drip from the vines, mom-and-pop companies proffer organic goat cheeses and the leafy town plaza, lined by gift shops, features meandering chickens.

Everything was fine until a couple of bad eggs began acting up. According to a Reuters report, several of the plaza's chickens, mostly roosters, developed a bad attitude and began to take out their aggression on toddlers.

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After what the news service called "a flurry of attacks on neighborhood children," a particularly incensed rooster jumped an 18-month-old boy without provocation, and the battle between chickens and parents took off.

Although the attacks were attributed to too much testosterone -- not enough hens among the roosters -- Sonoma County parents were unsympathetic. Monica Garcia, the mother of the assaulted toddler, told Reuters, "It's not charming when you have to see your baby attacked ... Seeing the blood going down his face and seeing him screaming ... I can't sleep at night."

The brutality of that attack was the last straw: The Sonoma City Council promptly banned chickens from the square.

"I don't know if it's possible to envision a roosterless plaza," said Councilman Ken Brown, "but I have to tell you, when it comes to a question between a kid and a chicken, it's the kid."
salon.com | May 26, 2000

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Mr.Kason Allen · Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2003 11:01 pm Post subject:

well with this neighbor he might try and get the chicken and then when i came out and beat the H@(( out of him he might decide against it. I think i might just give it a good wack with a bat.............I dunno neighbor Looks to me like he got hit by a car
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MuLiShA · Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2003 11:29 pm Post subject:

My cock will beat your cock.

BTW, if you yank the cock, it will spit.
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SpeCies · Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2003 11:42 pm Post subject:

Try putting a blanket over it's cage like they do parakeets. If the chicken does not see any light then he should not crow

Mr.Kason Allen · Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2003 10:24 am Post subject:

Ive got a piece of paneling over one side to give it shade.

This morning I went out refreshed his water and fed him and also had to clip of a feather that was stuck to a bloody piece of skin on his beak.

Dad decided I can't kill the dog(because our neighbors a pyscho and might try and burn down the house) but I can still slingshot,pellet gun,kick,and if the dog bites me I can kill it.
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SpeCies · Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2003 10:30 am Post subject:

Heck with the dog, I'd slingshot,Pellet gun, the owner... Catch the dog and shave it bald !
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Mr.Kason Allen · Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2003 10:32 am Post subject:

I could spraypaint the dog pellet gun and slingshot him!and maybe a good kick to his but on the way home:}
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sharkbyte · Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2003 10:57 am Post subject:

Is anyone else worried about whether or not we'll be reading about KA on the front page of the paper, once he gets a little older???

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SpeCies · Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2003 12:06 pm Post subject:

Hmmm, Hey Shark, didn't Jeffery Dahlmar startout killing animals ? #Rofl

Mr.Kason Allen · Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2003 12:56 pm Post subject:

I have absoultley nothing in common with that pyscho

edit:thats just disgusting
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SpeCies · Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2003 3:34 pm Post subject:

I know that dude, I'm just yanking your chain

I hate that the simplest of thing's like owning a chicken comes with problems. The chicken vs dog epidemic has been plaguing peeps for thousands of years so don't feel as if the dog has something personal to grind with you and your bird

If it was me I'd let the dog keep coming up to your cage and then one night switch the bird out with a full grown skunk. End of story... #Crazy

Mr.Kason Allen · Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2003 8:54 pm Post subject:

lol

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