splatter
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 Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2002 9:06 pm Post subject: |
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A man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading down the alley that had the bulls. They come up to the first bull and his sign stated:"This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year,
you could learn from him." They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 65 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "This one mated 65 times last year. That is over 5 times a month. You can learn from this one, also." They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said: "This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife's mouth drops open and she says, "WOW! He mated 365 times last year. That is ONCE A DAY!!! You could really learn from this one!" The man turns to his wife and says, "Go up and inquire if it was 365 times with the same cow
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