[Usually Dead]

My gentle Villuns, after having spent nearly six months here at The Ville, I have taken the time to compse an essay on my studies of The Ville's social structure. There are several teirs in this structure, each with its own aspects and ablities. I invite you to read this list of the different teirs and thier descriptions, and find out to which you belong.

Teir Level 1: Super Duper Mondo Admin

This is the only level occupied by one person, Robert E. Lee. This guy is it. He started The Ville and has absolute athourity over all of it and its members. He can kick and ban players in-game, can lock and move topics on the forums, and he has somehow gained high enough administrative rights to be able to control our rectal fucntions. So you'd better behave around Rob, or no amount of ExLax will save you.

Teir Level 2: Long-Standing Admins

This level is composed of those admins who have been around since the start of The Ville or longer. The Long-Standing Admins include, for example, FragFailure and ROOFCUTTER. They don't have quite the power that Rob does, but they do have the in-game ability of mind control. This means they can alter what you see on your screen away from reality. For instance, they can change your score from -10 to 200. Thus you will say on the voicemod, "Wow I'm really pwning today," when actually you suxor and the rest of us can laugh at you behind your back.

Teir Level 3: New Admins

This level is occupied by some who have been long-time supporters and players here at The Ville, such as Blue Ruler and Bright Red Nipples. They don't have even as much power as the Long-Standers, but they do have access to the super-secret Ville pornography forum that only the admins can see. This forum contains many high-quality erotic pictures, such as llamas humping goats, goats humping llamas, llamas humping llamas, goats humping mailboxes, and one very special set of pictures which invloves Bright Red Nipples, the llama, the goat AND the mailbox. In these images (GIF format), we all see that BRN's name is indeed accurate.

Teir Level 4: Ville Patrons

This level is made up of those who have 500+ posts or have bought memberships, including myself, my siblings, Stevo, Gizanked, NaniteFog, Cobra and GaladerieL to name a few. We have an infinite amount of pride for being long-term supporters of The Ville, and there are many benefits to a paid membership. You get a small amount of webspace, an email address, limited admin commands in-game, and private use of Rob's personal hitsquad. Those who defy us... well, we just give Toni and Angello your address.

Teir Level 5: Regluars

The largest portion of The Ville, those who have not bought memberships and/or have fewer than 500 posts, but do visit here regluarly. Since there are so many in this teir, they make up the largest, living, breathing, thriving, pulsing, pumping, squirting core of The Ville. We do ask that you clean up after yourselves.

Teir Level 6: Short-Term Members and Bannables

This final teir is full of those we won't see for long. Either short term members who post "LOL" once in General Ramlings and never post again, or those who have intolerable attitudes and are soon banned. We do owe the Bannables a small debt, becuase our lives would be less dramatic without them. After all, who dosen't like reading three pages about how chasing is the |_4/\/\3 \/\/4Y 70 P14Y 0/\/\G YU0 2700PI|) 4|)/\/\I/\/2 2UX0R2!!!111 Therefore, on behalf of the entire Ville, I offer you Bannables thanks. I needn't name names. You know who you are.

Thank you for reading this essay. I hope you feel more enlightened and more aware of where you fit into our scoceity. If you'll excuse me, I ate a very heay bean burrito last night and I have to PM Rob to ask if he'll use admin_bowel_move on me.


(This was all in jest! Seriously, thanks for reading.)
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[Thom Yorke Obliterator]

I'm Bannable all the way bay-beeee!!

[Replica]

i guess since my name was in that aprt i'd better vote for that... but your logic is wrong, there are many peoeplt hat ahve been ehre long than me, but have les spsots, spanish warpig for instance... did he ever hit 500?
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[Stevo]

[Spanish Warpig]

did i hit 500 um i think i finaly did took me long enough har

posted oh i hit 600 yay

[Turbo!]

I said reg but i guess im more of a patron
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*Props to Mad-Hammer on the Sig*

R.I.P. Blue: Gone But Never Forgotten

[Spanish Warpig]

oh ill post again ive typed a ton of messages about half way before i get bored and go play tfc

[Bright Red Nipples]

[Ameanman]

But....what about those SPAMMERS!!!


hehe. They will always be bannables in my heart

[Replica]

yeah, can a aspammers option be added? i dont' tihnk cobra has voted yet
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[YourPowersAreWeakOldMan]

I don't have near as many posts as some of the others, and mind you many of the Long Time Admins have fewer than 500 posts, they just don't talk much out of the game, "Talk softly and Carry a big stick".

Why Come to think about it, it was my brother Rata-Tat-Tat who found this place so long ago, and I started playing on it as well after him. We were among the first 20 TVB members and inducted as admins together.

There are even now players who have never witnessed firsthand the sheer destruction on such a grande scale that Me and Rata could dispense in a single game with the HWGuy.

When I wrote my signature when I quit TFC I knew one day it would be true
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World of Warcraft:
Bleeding Hollow PVP Server as Mortibund (undead mage)

[Usually Dead]

[Stevo]

[Blue Ruler]

[Usually Dead]

Two people voted themselves to be The Super Duper Mondo Admin. Why do I get the feeling that niether of them were Rob?
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