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OBTUSE OF KILAAK
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| Quote: | | no they type wierd cuz they always have something shuved up there butt |
. . PULLEENG JUVEE OWT OF MY BUTT. . .
AHHHH! MUCH BETTUR!
BUT EYE STIL TYP BYOOTIFUL KILAAK LETTURZ! 
JOOVEE YOO HAV BEN WAYD MESHURD AND YOO HAV BEN FOWND WANTEENG.
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The Nanite
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| Posted: Fri May 23, 2003 11:14 am Post subject: |
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| Quote: | | JOOVEE YOO HAV BEN WAYD MESHURD AND YOO HAV BEN FOWND WANTEENG |
apparently KILAAKS watch cheesy period movies |
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Kjeldorian Royal Guard 42
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| Posted: Fri May 23, 2003 11:15 am Post subject: |
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Phr33ks all of you.
How can the kilaaks be "homo's" as you so blatently stated Juvy?
I thought they slept with Bison?
| NaniteFog wrote: | | Quote: | | JOOVEE YOO HAV BEN WAYD MESHURD AND YOO HAV BEN FOWND WANTEENG |
apparently KILAAKS watch cheesy period movies |
HAHAHA!  You mean you don't like King Arthur mixed with AC/DC? 
My lord that movie sucked!
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JuVaNiLe
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| Posted: Fri May 23, 2003 11:46 am Post subject: |
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| what juvi says is always right |
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sgt stutter
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| Posted: Fri May 23, 2003 11:52 am Post subject: |
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KRG wrote: | Quote: | How can the kilaaks be "homo's" as you so blatently stated Juvy?
I thought they slept with Bison? |
Well, Here is how I see it:
KILAAKS = Animals
Bison = Animals
Male KILAAKS sleep with male Bison.
Female KILAAKS slleep with female Bison.
Juvys kinda gotta a point.
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JuVaNiLe
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| Posted: Fri May 23, 2003 12:03 pm Post subject: |
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stutter gets it  |
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Usually Dead
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| Posted: Fri May 23, 2003 12:10 pm Post subject: |
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Can I be a Killak? Are there any registration forms I have to sign? Or do I just have to get really drunk one night and make a huge mistake?
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JuVaNiLe
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| Posted: Fri May 23, 2003 12:27 pm Post subject: |
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| get drunk and make a HUGE mistake |
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sgt stutter
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| Posted: Fri May 23, 2003 12:29 pm Post subject: |
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| Usually Dead wrote: | Can I be a Killak? Are there any registration forms I have to sign? Or do I just have to get really drunk one night and make a huge mistake?
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No registration required just follow these guidlines:
1. Sleep with Bison (same sex of course).
2. Lick frozen pee on a stick.
3. Pheer the CHICKEN.
4. Type like Bobbins.
Thats it, You will then be a KILAAK.
P.S. You must also bow down and lick the toe jam from the KILAAK leaders feet.
At least that's what I was told when I inquired about joining the ranks of our wonderful KILAAK freinds.
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Thom Yorke Obliterator
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| Posted: Fri May 23, 2003 12:31 pm Post subject: |
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| Usually Dead wrote: | | Can I be a Killak? Are there any registration forms I have to sign? Or do I just have to get really drunk one night and make a huge mistake? |
I think it involves sending huge amounts of money to Kilaak Kommander. The thing is, Earth money isn't worth anything on Planet Kilaak. It's the thought that counts, I guess. He probably uses it for origami or something.
Last I heard, he takes PayPal. So you might want to check to see if you can send Monopoly money via PayPal. Or some other relatively worthless currency, like the Canadian dollar.
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JuVaNiLe
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| Posted: Fri May 23, 2003 12:32 pm Post subject: |
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and u have to be a hott female that dresses like a teletubie
"THE INVADING ALIENS IN THE ORIGINAL DESTORY ALL MONSTERS MOVIE WERE KILAAKS, AND THEY DIFFERED FROM THE VORTTAK IN TWO CRUCIAL WAYS: THEY WERE ALL FEMALE, AND THEY WERE ALL HOTTIES.
GRANTED THEY DREESED LIKE TELETUBBIES, BUT WE COULD STILL TELL. WHY ON EARTH DID WE REPEL THAT "INVASION" |
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LAGSPYK UV KILAAK
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| Posted: Fri May 23, 2003 12:32 pm Post subject: |
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| JuVaNiLe wrote: | | get drunk and make a HUGE mistake |
KILAAK IZ KNO MIZTAAK. JOOVEE IZ GELLUZ BEECUUZ HEE IZ KNUT KILAAK UND HEE WUNTZ TU MAAT WIT BISON!!!
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The Nanite
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| Posted: Fri May 23, 2003 12:34 pm Post subject: |
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| JuVaNiLe wrote: | and u have to be a hott female that dresses like a teletubie
"THE INVADING ALIENS IN THE ORIGINAL DESTORY ALL MONSTERS MOVIE WERE KILAAKS, AND THEY DIFFERED FROM THE VORTTAK IN TWO CRUCIAL WAYS: THEY WERE ALL FEMALE, AND THEY WERE ALL HOTTIES.
GRANTED THEY DREESED LIKE TELETUBBIES, BUT WE COULD STILL TELL. WHY ON EARTH DID WE REPEL THAT "INVASION" |
I see you saw the same review of Godzilla: Destroy All Monsters that I did. |
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JuVaNiLe
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| Posted: Fri May 23, 2003 12:35 pm Post subject: |
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| naw i prefer llamas |
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Kjeldorian Royal Guard 42
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| Posted: Fri May 23, 2003 12:53 pm Post subject: |
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Please do not mate with Llamas.
We do not need to breed the freaking things! 
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