Three-Word Story Game

DJ George · Posted: Tue May 13, 2003 12:31 am Post subject:

So then they
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Secret Agent Man · Posted: Tue May 13, 2003 3:43 am Post subject:

dieda horrible death
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PondScm007 · Posted: Tue May 13, 2003 5:31 am Post subject:

at the funeral

ps- cheetur, dieda... thats not a proper contraction or whatever ;p
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shockwave · Posted: Tue May 13, 2003 5:56 am Post subject:

bozo the clown

Usually Dead · Posted: Tue May 13, 2003 7:49 am Post subject:

took Rob's corpse
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sharkbyte · Posted: Tue May 13, 2003 8:14 am Post subject:

and danced around
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5th GHG E.G. Mine · Posted: Tue May 13, 2003 8:57 am Post subject:

with the pet

PondScm007 · Posted: Tue May 13, 2003 9:21 am Post subject:

tamagochi. the tamogochi
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sharkbyte · Posted: Tue May 13, 2003 10:05 am Post subject:

Ok. Here is what there is, so far.....

There was a llama munching on the grass in Dahak's backyard. Then Dahak came out and took out snake in the backyard and took a swig of Jim Beam. He then rant o Mexico for some good old Spanish valium and dust. However, he realized that he had 53 billion and 1 cent dollars left. So he bought many different types of narcotics that made him go very crazy with instances of burning, frequent urination, sexing his llama, and vomiting. But after all this time he spent sleeping on a roof of a hen house, John_Doe would, and liked, to go get pieces of little purple and pink money from the bank that he stole on his own desk because he like to feel like he was in control. Then Rob decided to take his money and use it to get a Ville thong, and wear it, but it was too small, but since Golem was not wearing one, he figured Golem might want to watch some TV. He turned on the naughty channel and then phoned his mother for advice about how to steam broil a man from Austin, in Texas. The station that kidnapped his doggy is now asking for ransom money, for his new lover, but Dahak didn't like it so he called Frag and asked if the could find the DRAMALLAMA. She said, "What the hell are we going to do with that poo stained Ville thong? Maybe we should buy a few more man thongs." So he went to Mulisha because he always had extra non-poo stained, pink and rosy, fresh Ville thongs were in the crotch area. Meanwhile, BRN was thinking about what time he was going to go to the strip performed by Shockwave, who was going to give a free lap dance. So BRN was going to invite all his Ville, skin eating baboons, but Shockwave didn't approve, because he was sexually attracted only to BRN. He wanted to make BRN dinner at McDonalds, however, it was closed. He's a narcoleptic, (but) only on Mondays. So they decided to leave Shockwave™ and get a free taco from Bureto Sanchezes Tacos, located in Belgium. Where they met a one-legged horse named Bobbins that liked cobras. This special horse talked and drank root beer, but (also) talked and drank until he barfed, and had a cute little sniper that ate everyone that loved him. He ate Robert, then it died a horrible death. "Oh my!" screamed small kittens sitting on top of Thewz's bullet-ridden frozen pee-mobile. Coincidentally, Thewz himself just could not stand being alone with a fat Houndeye, ready to beat MPI with a wooden crutch, right in his right eye. The Houndeye jumped but missed MPI. Instead, a patent lawyer named Robert E. Lee was dancing to the old song Locomotion, with his thong safely stored in a pink totebag named Betsy. Rob danced the Locomotion in the Ready Room, but his wife wouldn't dance with him. She wanted to dance with Juvanile and Blueruler, but they are break-dancing idiots that don't know the Headspin. So she moved onto Gurrg, but Gurrg did not satisfy. He wanted Gelly Roll, after finishing dancing, they went to the national monument, (of Robert E. Lee), in Buttzville, PA. After Gulf War 4 he became a hermaphrodite. Rob then made a kid relinquish his candy bar because of the Chernobyl reactor accident. So then they died a horrible death. At the funeral, Bozo the Clown took Rob's corpse and danced around with the pet Tamagochi. The Tamagochi……

Good job. Several plot/story lines.

I think Fox, or the WB, might be interested in this.
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5th GHG E.G. Mine · Posted: Tue May 13, 2003 10:13 am Post subject:

was high on

sharkbyte · Posted: Tue May 13, 2003 10:16 am Post subject:

Now, I took what we have, so far, and did a little editing. I really didn't stray from what everyone has contributed, though I did make a few small changes and additions. (additions are in parenthesis).

There was a llama munching on the grass in Dahak's backyard. Then Dahak came out (of his house), and took (a) snake out to the backyard, and took a swig of Jim Beam. He then ran to Mexico for some good old Spanish Valium, and dust. However, he realized that he (only) had 53 Billion dollars, and 1 cent left. So he bought many different types of narcotics that made him go very crazy with instances of frequent, burning urination; sexing his llama; and vomiting.

But after all this time he spent sleeping on a roof of a hen house, John_Doe liked, and would (often), go get pieces of little purple and pink money, from the bank, that he stole (and laid) on his own desk because he liked to feel like he was in control. Then Rob decided to take his (JD's) money and use it to get a Ville thong, and wear it. But it was too small, (however) since Golem was not wearing one he figured Golem might want to watch some TV. He turned on the naughty channel then phoned his mother for advice about how to steam broil a man from Austin, Texas.

The station that kidnapped his doggy is now asking for ransom money, for his new lover, but Dahak didn't like it so he called Frag and asked if they could (go) find the DRAMALLAMA.

She (Rob's wife) said, "What the hell are we going to do with that poo-stained Ville thong? Maybe we should buy a few more man thongs." So he (Rob) went to Mulisha, because he always had extra non poo-stained, pink and rosy, fresh Ville thongs, (with flower petals that) were in the crotch area.

Meanwhile, BRN was thinking about what time he was going to go to the strip (tease) performed by Shockwave(™), who was going to give a free lap dance. So BRN was going to invite all his Ville, skin-eating baboons, but Shockwave(™) didn't approve, because he was sexually attracted only to BRN. He wanted to make BRN dinner at McDonalds, however, it was closed. He's (Shockwave™) a narcoleptic, (but) only on Mondays. So they decided to leave Shockwave™('s) and get a free taco from Burrito Sanchez's Tacos, located in Belgium. (There) they met a one-legged horse named Bobins, that liked cobras. This special horse talked and drank root beer until he barfed, and had a cute little sniper that ate everyone that loved him. He ate Robert (the Bruce), (and) then died a horrible death.

"Oh my!" screamed (the) small kittens sitting on top of Thewz's bullet-ridden frozen Pee Mobile. Coincidentally, Thewz himself just could not stand being alone with a fat Houndeye, ready to beat MPI with a wooden crutch, right in his right eye. The Houndeye jumped, but missed MPI. Instead, a patent lawyer named Robert E. Lee was dancing to the old song Locomotion, with his thong(s) safely stored in a pink tote bag named Betsy. Rob danced the Locomotion in the Ready Room, but his wife wouldn't dance with him. She wanted to dance with Juvanile and Blueruler, but they are break-dancing idiots that don't know the headspin. So she moved on to Gurrg, but Gurrg did not satisfy (her). He (Rob) wanted (to dance with) Gelly Roll. After finishing dancing they went to the nation monument of Robert E. Lee, in Buttzville, PA. (The statue read:) "After Gulf War 4 he became a hermaphrodite. Rob then made a kid relinquish his candy bar because of the Chernobyl reactor accident. Then they died a horrible death."

At the funeral, Bozo the Clown took Rob's corpse and danced around with the pet Tamagochi. The Tamagochi…

Will Dahak continue sexing his llama?
Will Dahak and Frag find the DRAMALLAMA?
What will JD do without his money?
What will Rob and Golem do with the boiled man from Texas?
Will BRN and Shockwave™ 'do it'? And will Mini Pond Scum end up with a new friend?
Will Rob's wife ever find someone to satisfy her?
What will the Tamagochi do to Rob's corpse?
And…….Whatever happened to all of Rob's thongs?!?!?

Join us next time, when all of this, and more, will be revealed on 'As theVille Turns'.
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shockwave · Posted: Tue May 13, 2003 10:41 am Post subject:

every drug available

Stevo · Posted: Tue May 13, 2003 10:55 am Post subject:

behind Taco Bell

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shockwave · Posted: Tue May 13, 2003 11:24 am Post subject:

so his head

Thunder · Registered User Joined: 08 May 2002 Posts: 77

exploded into tiny
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