The next Long and Winding thread....

Bakuryu · Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2001 10:13 am Post subject:

a crew cut sock! (lol sorry i had to say that) But the woman wasn't really a woman, it was...

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SuperZero · Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2001 10:24 am Post subject:

...one of the llama medics, who respawned as "big titted woman" to distract our heroes long enough for the 3 hws to sneak up on the unsuspecting duo. Just when the end seemed near, out jumped...

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John Doe · Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2001 11:52 am Post subject:

a Zen Llama master who started yelling ultra Kill, mega kill, killing spree oh my! He then noticed the big breasted woman and screamed "Mom! what are you doing here? Put some cloths on! When did they let you out?" He then noticed JohnCarter and realised the she was in good hands so off he went to spread the message of llamaness to the masses on TFC.

Pornstar · Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2001 12:20 pm Post subject:

Stay tune for more amazing adventures of the Llama fighting duo. Same Ville time same Ville channel.

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Greebo · Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2001 2:33 pm Post subject:

*shoots pornstar with a tranq*
You cannae stop a story like that dead in its tracks!
I'll continue it from the the zen llama post:

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Unfortunately for the Zen Llama, he hadn't counted on JD turning up as a scout with godmode and no clip on. JD descended from the heavens to the sound of some big dramatic chord type thing. While the llama was trying to figure out where the sound was coming from - JD took the crowbar and shoved it...

tdl · Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2001 4:24 pm Post subject:

up greebo's nose, hoping to extract a rather large....

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SuperZero · Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2001 4:35 pm Post subject:

...ego, but finding only a cavernous, empty space, he gave up and...

(sorry Greebs, the opening was there and I couldn't resist)

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Greebo · Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2001 7:45 am Post subject:

...shot superzero for having the cheeky to make such a nasty comment about Greebo's head...

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John Doe · Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2001 8:36 am Post subject:

but the echo and concussion in greebos head was tremendous due to the sheer size of the cavern....

SuperZero · Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2001 11:06 am Post subject:

...causing just enough distraction that JD's shot hit SuperZero's leg, who wimpered and headed for a medpack at ridiculously slow speeds. Meanwhile...

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Greebo · Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2001 12:16 pm Post subject:

Greebo had a terrible headache from all this activity in his head - and so found a good solid wall - aimed his head at it - and charged. Just as he was about to hit the wall..

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[cy2k]The_j0k3r · Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2001 4:34 pm Post subject:

JD turned noclip on for Greebo and he went flying off into the unknown space, of clippings, anti-aliasing, and all the other wierdnesses that live outside the walls of the "engine". And all of a sudden, the chomping sound, greebo looks around, when he finally locked on..... no, it couldn't be, a langolier and it was...

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tdl · Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2001 12:51 pm Post subject:

muttering something about drunk monkeys and cheesetoast left in...

Cadman · Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2001 3:21 pm Post subject:

in the toaster. Just then Robert E Lee looked up from the well and said in a raspy voice...

[cy2k]The_j0k3r · Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2001 4:20 pm Post subject:

I like big women, and they like .....

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