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powdermilkman · Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2003 2:49 pm Post subject:

Ahh evil surrounds me but in the darkness i will emerge to bring light...i will free Robert E Lee...dismantle your clone and destroy the evil that is the Kilaaks for i am POWDERMILKMAN resident ville supperhero...Kilaaks start shaking in your boots.

Powdermilkman

Kjeldorian Royal Guard 42 · Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2003 3:20 pm Post subject:

Freaks.. all of you.
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Stevo · Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2003 4:59 pm Post subject:

JtH · Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2003 5:08 pm Post subject:

i,JACKTHEHOMELESS, will save my partner powdermilkman from the evil kilaaks. i will save him with my drunken slur which even the kilaaks with there poor english skills cant understand. this will confuse them, allowing powdermilkman to reign over the evil kilaak nation.

(drinks about 2 gallons of jack daniels)

YUUUUU AARRREEEE GALKHJING DOOOOwwNNN KILAAAAKIANS
JUUU ArENT NO MACHT PHOORR mY DRuNKWEN TTSSLUUURRS
RRGGHHH I thINCCC Im GONNA TO pEUCK
Juuuuu STNNNDD KNOWW KNOOT NNNNNNNNNEEEE MACHTS FOOOR MYNE HI_LY AccciDIK An HIly BRNABLEEE PUeKC

(passes out and vomits on self)
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powdermilkman · Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2003 5:22 pm Post subject:

Yes one of my many allies in this war on the Kilaaks has shown himself. Jackthehomeless will help me in my crusade. For I powdermilkman will destroy every Kilaak or enslave them or perhaps maybe implant microchips in their skulls so it will make them speak normally. Whatever it takes I powdermilkman resident superhero will save the ville.

Powdermilkman

kamikaze · Registered User Joined: 10 Sep 2001 Posts: 138

kilaaks = pwned

wurd to ya muva.
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7of9 · Registered User Joined: 19 Jul 2002 Posts: 46

I am close to finishing my mission to planet Montuso 1.16 in the bohemian quadrant. If there is any need for my assistance ONCE AGAIN to ward of the kilaaks please send out a distress single via warp message waves and I shall be there quickly.
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JtH · Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2003 8:07 pm Post subject:

7of9 if i knew anything that you just said i would be sure to do it.

us drunks dont know much about the computer age.
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powdermilkman · Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2003 9:20 pm Post subject:

AH 7 of 9 glad to see you aboard....any recon on those nasty Kilaaks will be appriecate. My powder senses can only tell me so much. Kilaaks prepare for the end.

Powdermilkman
resident superhero

JtH · Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2003 9:37 pm Post subject:

my drunken sense of smell says that the kilaaks control a large amount of alcohol. since i am homeless all i do is drink and i am an expert at this.

7of9 i need you to scan for any large shipments of alcoholic beverages entering or exiting their galaxy.
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7of9 · Registered User Joined: 19 Jul 2002 Posts: 46

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powdermilkman · Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2003 11:14 pm Post subject:

Ah thank you 7 of 9 you will not be forgotten....now there is only one thing for me to do now....I will defeat you Kilaak scum...remember me as i come pouring my powdermilk goodness down upon your planet.

Powdermilkman