AXESE OF EVIL!!! (or almost)

PondScm007 · Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2003 2:39 pm Post subject: AXESE OF EVIL!!! (or almost)

> AXIS OF EVIL WANNABEES by John Cleese
>
> Bitter after being snubbed for membership in the "Axis of Evil",
> Libya, China and Syria today announced that they had formed the "Axis
> of Just as Evil", which they said would be more evil than that stupid
> Iran-Iraq-North Korea axis President Bush warned of in his State of
> the Union address.
>
> Axis of Evil members, however, immediately dismissed the new Axis as
> having, for starters, a really dumb name. "Right. They are just as
> evil...in their dreams!" declared North Korean leader Kim Jong-il.
> "Everybody knows we're the best evils...best at being evil...we're
> the best."
>
> Diplomats from Syria denied they were jealous over being excluded,
> although they conceded they did ask if they could join the Axis of
> Evil. "They told us it was full," said Syrian President Bashar
> al-Assad.
>
> "An axis can't have more than three countries," explained Iraqui
> President Saddam Hussein. "This is not my rule, it's tradition. In
> World War II you had Germany, Italy and Japan in the evil Axis. So,
> you can only have three, and a secret handshake. Ours is wickedly
> cool."
>
> International reaction to Bush's Axis of Evil declaration was swift,
> as within minutes, France surrendered. Elsewhere, peer-conscious
> nations rushed to gain triumvirate status in what has become a game of
> geopolitical chairs. Cuba, Sudan and Serbia announced that they had
> formed the "Axis of Somewhat Evil", forcing Somalia to join with
> Uganda and Myanmar in the "Axis of Occasionally Evil", while
> Bulgaria, Indonesia and Russia established the "Axis of Not So Much
> Evil Really as Generally Disagreeable".
>
> With the criteria suddenly expanded and all the desirable clubs
> filling up, Sierra Leone, El Salvador and Rwanda applied to be called
> the "Axis of Countries That Aren't the Worst But Certainly Won't Be
> Asked to Host the Olympics." Canada, Mexico and Australia formed the
> "Axis of Nations That Are Actually Quite Nice But Secretly Have Some
> Nasty Thoughts About America", while Scotland, New Zealand and Spain
> established the "Axis of Countries That Want Sheep to Wear Lipstick".
> "That's not a threat, really, just something we like to do", said
> Scottish Executive First Minister Jack McConnell.
>
> While wondering if the other nations of the world weren't perhaps
> making fun of him, a cautious Bush granted approval for most axes,
> although he rejected the establishment of the "Axis of Countries
> Whose Names End in 'Guay'", accusing one of its members of filing a
> false application. Officials from Paraguay, Uraguay and Chadguay
> denied the charges. Israel, meanwhile, insisted it didn't want to
> join any Axis, but privately world leaders said that's only because
> no one asked them.
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Replica · Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2003 2:45 pm Post subject:

5th GHG E.G. Mine · Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2003 3:17 pm Post subject:

John Cleese! Yes!
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Violent Pacifist · Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2003 3:22 pm Post subject:

SpeCies · Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2003 9:58 pm Post subject: Re: AXESE OF EVIL!!! (or almost)

Good artical PS

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SpeCies · Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2003 10:24 pm Post subject:

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