For Frag

The Nanite · Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2003 12:22 pm Post subject: For Frag

Just in case you haven't seen this

OfficeSpace
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Replica · Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2003 12:37 pm Post subject:

yeah.. if you could jsut mess around with that board some more, that would be great.. thanks
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cobra · Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2003 3:07 pm Post subject:

hehe i like this one.

I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

* I do physical labour
* I work at great depths
* I am always using my head first
* I do not get RDO's, weekends off or public holidays
* I work in a damp environment
* I don't get paid overtime or shift penalties
* I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
* I work in high temperatures
* My work exposes me to contagious diseases

Response from Human Resources

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

* You do not work 8 hours straight
* You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods
* You do not always follow the orders of the management team
* You do not stay in your assigned position, and often visit other areas
* You take a lot of non-rostered breaks
* You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working
* You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
* You don't always observe OH&S measures, such as wearing the correct protective outfits
* You don't like working double shifts
* You sometimes leave your assigned position before you have completed your work
* And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the work place carrying 2 suspicious looking bags!
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luda... · Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2003 3:14 pm Post subject:

haha yea i love ebaumsworld! i go there like everyday.

the other soundboards are great u gotta check em out
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-=ITS=-GaladerieL[Vegas] · Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2003 3:29 pm Post subject:

wow that really

and brings me great joy to look at this link

.. thanks for sharing it with me and everybody bushido

Fred Astaire · Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2003 6:24 pm Post subject:

lol that site is so funny ---> Clicky
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for Blue

GellyRoll · Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2003 6:31 pm Post subject:

lol!
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John Doe · Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2003 6:53 pm Post subject:

Woot !!! Looks like I need to replace all the sound files on my work PC.
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FragFailure · Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2003 1:52 am Post subject:

hehe
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