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Blown
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 Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2003 2:35 pm Post subject: John Doe's day at the Beach |
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John Doe, a blonde guy on the local beach just couldn't make it with any of the girls, So he heads over to the lifeguard tower to see if the lifeguard has any advice for him.
"Dude, it's obvious," says the lifeguard, "you're wearing them baggy old swimming trunks that make you look like an old geezer. They're years outta style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Spandex Speedos - about two sizes too small - and drop a fist-sized potato down inside 'em. I'm tellin you man...you'll have all the babes you want!"
The following weekend, John Doe hits the beach with his spanking new tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato and ...for cryin' out loud! - it's worse than before! Everybody on the beach acts disgusted as he walks by, covering their faces, turning away, laughing, looking sick!
So John Doe goes back to the lifeguard again and asks him, "What's wrong now?"
"Dude!" says the lifeguard, "The potato goes in front!" |
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sgt stutter
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Hey Blown you sure that wasn't the WIZ with the potato in his speedo! 
P.S. ROFLMAO
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ROFLMAO 
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John Doe
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Blown, please tell everyone why all the guys in the shower call you lil Frank..... (hint, its a translation of small wiener)
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Blown
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| Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2003 5:42 pm Post subject: |
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| heh, its better to have a lilfrank than to like lilfranks. JD doesnt see it this way. |
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John Doe
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admin_speakall misc/crying
boo hoo hoo, boo hoo hoo hoo!!!
Blown is just angry that I was beating him in the stats  |
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Blown
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hehe, STATWOR.  |
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The Nanite
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Where did he hide his gun in that little spedo with the potato, there's only one place it could be....
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LOLZ  
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