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The IRS Agent


An IRS agent was sent on an assignment to audit a rabbi. After looking over the rabbi's paperwork, the agent decided to poke around and have some fun with the rabbi.

He said, "I noticed that you spent a lot of money for the purchase of candles. What do you do with all the wax after the candles have melted?"

The rabbi said, "We collect it, send it back to the candle makers and receive a free box of candles at the end of the year."

"That's fine," the agent said. Then he asked asked, "I noticed you purchase quite a few of these matzo balls all year. What do you do with all the crumbs they produce?"

The rabbi said, "We collect them up and send them back to the matzo ball factory, where they send us a free shipment."

"OK," says the IRS Agent. Then he decided to have a little bit more fun with the rabbi. "I notice you have performed quite a few circumcisions this past year. What do you do with all the foreskins?"

"We send them back to the IRS," said the rabbi.

The Agent asked, "Why do you send them to the IRS?"

The rabbi replied, "They collect them up and send us back a little prick like
you every year."
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