Google always comes up with the goods.

`RaphX · Registered User Joined: 24 Mar 2002 Posts: 1556

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Mongoose_Slayer · Posted: Mon Feb 24, 2003 8:23 pm Post subject:

rofl
The french did win wars though so :P

they helped us alot of times too

Last Of The Finest · Posted: Mon Feb 24, 2003 9:39 pm Post subject:

rAT bOY · Posted: Mon Feb 24, 2003 11:44 pm Post subject:

GOOGLOWNED!
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John Doe · Posted: Mon Feb 24, 2003 11:54 pm Post subject:

Speaking of the French check out this ebay auction....Hopefully before its deleted.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2161656951&category=4077

If you cant get there in time they are selling a French Battle Flag and here are the details:)

WWI or WWII Vintage French Battle Flag Up for bid is something unique. A very very rare French Battle Flag. There was a nurse with the Red Cross during WWII. Helping our brave American soldiers after they stormed the beaches of Normandy under heavy German fire. She was then ordered to go inland to see if she could help there. While driving alone across France she became lost and drove into a large French village to get directions. Once there she discovered three battalions of Elite French Commandos who had been hiding in the village since 1939 practicing their very special kind of battle tactics. “Evasion’on” I think they called it. She was surprised to see that as soon as she step out of the jeep, the commandos quickly retreated and hid. They were very good at hiding it seemed. She started searching for someone to give directions when the French commander sent a twelve-year-old girl out into the street waving a French Battle Flag (that this replica symbolizes) to seek “Terms of Surrender”. Confused, the poor nurse said she only wanted directions so she could help some real soldiers. These terms were accepted and the commander immediately surrendered. The French immediately began to complain that under “Rules of Engagement” they were now her prisoners and she would have to defend them. Too her surprise 3 German soldiers also surrender. Well they weren’t really soldiers but 3 German Boy Scouts out hiking before the war but they had uniforms and one had a pen knife. Seems they had captured the village 5 years earlier and were now glad to rid themselves of the whining French peasants (This replica is of the French commandos not Germans). The Germans were shock to learn the French Commandos lived in the same village. Never once had the Germans seen a French soldier, but each now notice all the ugly French women were missing. Seems they were really good at hiding.

Bright Red Nipples · Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2003 12:20 am Post subject:

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Good stuff JD
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Ameanman · Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2003 1:56 am Post subject:

omg, that's great

Usually Dead · Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2003 6:51 am Post subject:

Take a look at this. Pay close attention to the part I circled in black:

http://mywebpages.comcast.net/holytera/google.jpg

Why do I have the feeling that Google is lying to us?
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5th GHG E.G. Mine · Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2003 10:36 am Post subject:

LIES! THEY'RE ALL LIES! NAPOLEOWNED!
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My ancestors hate you all.
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The Nanite · Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2003 10:55 am Post subject:

**In French Accent**

Bah...the Americans. Who needs the Americans, worthless pigs. What! The Germans are coming!? Hello Americans, make yourselves at home, would you like some wine?
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Bright Red Nipples · Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2003 11:33 am Post subject:

Fred Astaire · Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2003 2:32 pm Post subject:

I think we should send some French people over to Iraq to teach them how to surrender, then the French could finally be useful

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