Death

Nathan11 · Posted: Sun Aug 11, 2002 7:56 pm Post subject:

age 70, 2056, dang im going to be old
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JtH · Posted: Sun Aug 11, 2002 8:48 pm Post subject:

haha it says im not gonna die till im 80

losers

j/k lol

im probably gonna die of cancer
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Darkath · Posted: Sun Aug 11, 2002 10:39 pm Post subject:

Man it's gonna suck to be this old...

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Goldom · Posted: Sun Aug 11, 2002 10:59 pm Post subject:

October 5, 2058
at the age of 71 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (37%)
Cancer (23%)
Homicide (5%)
Alcoholism (5%)

Chan · Posted: Sun Aug 11, 2002 11:09 pm Post subject:

Everyone is gonna live for along time

I wont even make it to graduation.
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cobra · Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2002 1:35 am Post subject:

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

March 14, 2052
at the age of 67 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (35%)
Heart Attack (19%)
Drowning (14%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)

I actually thought i would live a bit longer.
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JuVaNiLe · Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2002 7:22 pm Post subject:

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

August 16, 2002
at the age of 15 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Contagious Disease (32%)
Cancer (14%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Heart Attack (6%)
Suicide (5%)

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo #alien

Mongoose_Slayer · Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2003 9:43 pm Post subject:

10% of the people tested have hairy nipples

PondScm007 · Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2003 10:57 pm Post subject:

damn 2036 from either Cancer (29%)
Heart Attack (18%)
Alcoholism (15%)
Overdose (7%)
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Violent Pacifist · Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2003 11:20 pm Post subject:

STOP REVIVING OLD THREADS!!!! PLS!!!!

I was just reading through this, not bothering to check the dates, and suddenly, I come across a post I made and it freaked me out.

DIE THREAD DIE!!!
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Simpleman · Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2003 11:33 pm Post subject:

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

May 3, 2062
at the age of 90 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (29%)
Heart Attack (25%)
Drowning (14%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)

KopiKat · Registered User Joined: 15 May 2002 Posts: 923

lol I will be 78....

-KK
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SpeCies · Posted: Sun Feb 23, 2003 1:20 am Post subject: Re: Death

"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

January 16, 2036
at the age of 70 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (18%)
Heart Attack (12%)
Electrolysis (10%)
Drowning (10%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Alcoholism (7%)

Interesting stats from the DeathTest:

12680327 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 234291 people claim to have leprosy.

5th GHG E.G. Mine · Posted: Sun Feb 23, 2003 3:36 pm Post subject:

powdermilkman · Posted: Sun Feb 23, 2003 3:40 pm Post subject:

2022...ill be 42 years old

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