[ROOFCUTTER]

Here is a twist to the not related but fun threads.
Things that you don't want to hear at work / play or are forced to say

1. Thats a fine 4 and 12 roof you've cut ROOF to bad it's supposed to be an 8 and 12.
2. What do you mean the hip jacks are to short obviously you must of stacked it wrong.
3. Dang I've cut it twice and it's still to short.
4. Don't worry you can't see it from your house.
5. Just cause I told you to do it that way dosen't make it right, fix it.
6. What do you mean it dosen't plane.
7. I wish you would of told me that before I finished it.
8. Quit worrying about it water will flow off it.
9. (looking up at exposed beam ceiling) Is that GAP O.K.????
10. If the Engineer didn't want it installed he wouldn't have gone to all the trouble of putting it in the blueprints.

Get the idea, whats funny in your jobs/industry, just figuring out what some of us are refering to should be fun.
NOTE: all items are ficticous and any resemblance to living or dead carpenters is purely coincidental

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[ This Message was edited by: ROOFCUTTER on 2001-08-25 21:51 ]

[LanceMantis]

Those are pretty funny. Here's some bad things I don't want to hear.

1. Oops, umm, will this processor be ok, I kinda bent a few connectors.
2. I just shocked this, will that hurt it?
3. Whats up with this blue screen?

[John Doe]

Roofcutter, remind me to not hire you to build a house for me.

[ROOFCUTTER]

come on guys, have you heard about the newbie who had searched and searched before he found a server that gave him the "Highest" ping and was mad that he still couldn't play the game.

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