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sgt stutter
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NO SPEEKA DA ENGLIS
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an
animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first,
but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the
following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come
once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee
twice. Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In
this country....we don't speak aloud in pubic places about our sex
lives......... "Hey, coola down lady," said the man.
"Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella
'Mississippi'."
I BET YOU READ THIS AGAIN!!! 
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| Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2003 11:26 am Post subject: |
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i raid it again. n1 stutter! 
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Bright Red Nipples
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| Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2003 11:52 am Post subject: |
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I've heard that one before. Still funny as hell 
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Mongoose_Slayer
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| Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2003 12:35 pm Post subject: |
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| Bright Red Nipples wrote: | | I've heard that one before. Still funny as hell |
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Verman
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| Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2003 2:53 pm Post subject: |
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Appearing nightly in The 'Ville Red Velvet Room................ 
Enjoy the salad bar.
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Turbo!
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| Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2003 5:31 pm Post subject: |
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lol i read it again too
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luda...
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| Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2003 5:35 pm Post subject: |
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thats f'n great
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5th GHG E.G. Mine
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| Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2003 7:40 pm Post subject: |
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Firsta uf, Ah saw thisa threah an' wanta maka crack abouta JD, but aftera reading et, Ah must ahmit thata Ah did read eta twice.
(Second, being Italian, whatever percent I am, rules. And I don't care what anyone says.)
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| Posted: Thu Feb 06, 2003 2:36 am Post subject: |
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| Reminds me of Mario... |
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