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 Posted: Sat Jan 25, 2003 5:15 pm Post subject: Sad News |
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Just received this sad news 
It is with heavy heart that I must pass on the following news. Please join me
in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.
The Pillsbury DoughBoy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications
from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
DoughBoy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities
turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Tim Horton, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The gravesite was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described DoughBoy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. DoughBoy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filed with turnovers. He was considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, John Dough and
Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
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Bad blue just too bad 
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if you poke hsi stomach does he still "whoohoo"??!?!?!??!     |
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ooh ooh i foudn out why people like tim hortons so much...
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(Eyes DoughBoy for crumbs.)
(Looks at Tim's. Goes in.)
(Still hasn't come back out.)
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What? The Jolly Green Giant wasnt invited?
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| G.I. Radio Man Jim wrote: | | What? The Jolly Green Giant wasnt invited? |
He had to stay home with the lil sprout.
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HEHE I guess he kind of died like Houdini.He used to let people punch him in the stoamch as hard as they could but one night someone hit him when he was not ready at a party and ruptured his appendix.He went to sleep and never woke up 
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dude you're scaring me  |
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| Typh00n wrote: | | if you poke hsi stomach does he still "whoohoo"??!?!?!??! |
But of course. It was a reflex that made him go "whoohoo" in the first place, so doing it after he's dead will yeild the same result.
What a morbid thread. I've never felt so depressed about baked goods. I'm going to go cry into some fresh baked bread.
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I heard he died 7 years ago.
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Let us all *rise* for a moment of silence.
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You people are all awful!
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| Posted: Sun Jan 26, 2003 4:21 pm Post subject: Re: Sad News |
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It took me 10minutes to get the nerve up to read this BLUE since I assumed something had happended to one of us and it is just about some obeast wad of talking dough ? Why I ought to send you the Red Alert virus........ LOL....... Damn a Pop -n- Fresh Dough boy! He should of left Aunt Jamima alone to begin with!
| Blue Ruler wrote: | Just received this sad news
It is with heavy heart that I must pass on the following news. Please join me
in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.
The Pillsbury DoughBoy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications
from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
DoughBoy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities
turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Tim Horton, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The gravesite was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described DoughBoy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. DoughBoy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filed with turnovers. He was considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, John Dough and
Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes. |
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