Breaking News!!!!

Blown · Posted: Thu Jan 23, 2003 12:08 pm Post subject: Breaking News!!!!

WARSAW (AP)--
In an apparent copycat terrorist act, Polish terrorists have hijacked a Goodyear Blimp. So far, they have bounced off of five buildings in Detroit.

More on this story at 11.

LOL, takin from another forum I frequent[/url]

Blown · Posted: Thu Jan 23, 2003 12:11 pm Post subject:

LOL, funny car ad, read the discription

http://www.autotrader.com/findacar/vdetail.jtmpl?car_id=101175163

Blown · Posted: Thu Jan 23, 2003 12:13 pm Post subject:

A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was performing colonoscopies:
1. "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before."
2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
4. "Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!"
5. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
6. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."
7. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
8. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the Hokey Pokey...."
9. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
10."If your hand doesn't fit, you must acquit!"
11. "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
12. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"
13. "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact, up there?"

sharkbyte · Posted: Thu Jan 23, 2003 12:44 pm Post subject:

Just thought I would post so that you knew someone was looking at these.

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cobra · Posted: Thu Jan 23, 2003 1:20 pm Post subject:

good ones blown certainly the last one.

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hoaxie · Posted: Thu Jan 23, 2003 2:31 pm Post subject:

Nice... For the low, low price of $195,000 you can be the proud owner of that 12 cylinder car!
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Typh00n · Posted: Thu Jan 23, 2003 2:34 pm Post subject:

good pics. funny pics.

{BGS}GLOOMIE357 · Posted: Thu Jan 23, 2003 2:48 pm Post subject:

who would figure one day that an Eclipse would cost more than a Mercedes?

Bright Red Nipples · Posted: Thu Jan 23, 2003 4:02 pm Post subject:

Good stuff Blown

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SpeCies · Posted: Thu Jan 23, 2003 4:21 pm Post subject:

LOL..........
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PondScm007 · Posted: Thu Jan 23, 2003 4:25 pm Post subject:

lmao "mier 2 tenths of a second"

funny stuff
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Mongoose_Slayer · Posted: Thu Jan 23, 2003 4:46 pm Post subject:

(+)ASSASSIN(+) · Posted: Thu Jan 23, 2003 5:57 pm Post subject: Re: Breaking News!!!!

5th GHG E.G. Mine · Posted: Thu Jan 23, 2003 6:34 pm Post subject:

But I don't have the time to install the Flux Capacitor on my own!

Blown, funny stuff you found.
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YourPowersAreWeakOldMan · Posted: Thu Jan 23, 2003 11:07 pm Post subject:

What your Eclipse didn't come with one already 5th? Mine came with one already installed, I tell ya, you'll never be late to anywhere ever again, plus you never lose a race.
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