A Few Zen Thoughts For Those Who Take Life Too Seriously

Cadman · Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2001 11:09 am Post subject:

A Few Zen Thoughts For Those Who Take Life Too Seriously
Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
A day without sunshine is like, night.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
1 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
Remember, half the people you know are below average.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your week.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
Get a new car for your spouse. It'll be a great trade!
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!
If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand ...
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
If everything seems to be going well,
you have obviously overlooked something.
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
Inside every older person is a younger person
wondering what the hell happened.

Merry Christmas y'all

John Doe · Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2001 11:30 am Post subject:

I like them Cadman, I think I will select a few of the better ones and change my Sig.

And Merry Christmas back at ya!

JD

CyC0Dad · Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2001 2:10 pm Post subject:

Very funny Cadman....thanks for the laugh.

MikeRotch · Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2001 3:43 pm Post subject:

LOL those are hilarious Cadman. Thanks for the gift of a good laugh this Christmas. But I have nothing for you.

Here take this pineapple

Merry Christmas,
MikeRotch

[ This Message was edited by: MikeRotch on 2001-12-23 15:49 ]

cstone · Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2001 4:00 pm Post subject:

Those are great Cadman - might put one or two in my aim away msgs... lol

Shootakill · Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2001 6:02 pm Post subject:

lol. thats great stuff.

My Personal Insanity · Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2003 1:32 am Post subject:

Yet another ancient thread bumped for the heck of it (page 86).
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Replica · Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2003 2:33 am Post subject:

zen is a powerful thing, it helps to keep thoughts straight while there may be other" influences?" afecting it... lol
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Spanish Warpig · Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2003 3:20 am Post subject:

i remember that from when it was first posted still funney hehe

Mongoose_Slayer · Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2003 3:37 pm Post subject:

hehe, my favorite:
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Kjeldorian Royal Guard 42 · Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2003 4:03 pm Post subject:

I used to have an open mind. But my brain kept falling out.

When they say "heads are gonna roll!". . .that's kinda silly. Heads don't roll. . .it's more of a thump. . thump. . thud. . thump.
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Mr.Kason Allen · Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2003 7:24 pm Post subject:

Hey all im back but I can't play cs yet cause I havent installed it but one little question how do you become an admin with 106 posts thats not enough for anyone to know you very well? money?sexual favors?

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DaKon · Ville Supporter Joined: 19 Feb 2002 Posts: 2342

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