Who says Rednecks are not real bright?

John Doe · Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2001 11:27 pm Post subject:

Who Says Rednecks Aren't Real Bright??

Hello, is this the FBI?"

"Yes. What do you want?"

"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Robert E Lee! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."

"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, the FBI agents descend on Roberts house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swore at Robert and left.

The phone rings at Robert E Lee's house.

"Hey, Robert, its JohnCarter! Did the FBI come?"

"Yeah!"

"Did they chop your firewood?"

"Yep."

"Merry Christmas, Buddy!"

Greebo · Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2001 11:57 pm Post subject:

LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Very very good!

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CyC0Dad · Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2001 1:16 am Post subject:

Now that is something I've never heard before. Very funny JD...

Did this really happen ? no no never mind, forget I asked that.

OSU Snipe Shocker · Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2001 11:45 am Post subject:

Nice...Very Funny

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SpeCies · Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2001 12:40 pm Post subject:

HaHaHa very original John

This would work with the cops in my neighborhood I bet.. My area is Sooooo behind in the times that the City Councils impression of moving into the Technical age of the 21st Century is having a 2001 Hundai towing our High Schools mascot around through town on a float.

Rata-tat-tat · Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2001 1:03 pm Post subject:

Well was funny but there is kinda a technicality I dont think if would be the FBI HEHE more like the DEA

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I think it would be a joint operation between the FBI, DEA, History Channel, and National Enquirer. The last two trying to capitalize on why a dead Civil war general has marijuana in his firewood, and then to see if Elvis is living with him. Or maybe Hitler, it's a toss up.

[ This Message was edited by: Snaggletooth on 2001-12-13 16:24 ]

ROOFCUTTER · Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2001 6:29 pm Post subject:

I told this to a group today substituting my self and my boss name, they all listened intently and with shock until I got
to the Merry Christmas buddy.
Thanks JD it ended the meeting today with a bang!

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