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Bada Bing
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SOMETHING TO OFFEND DAMN-NEAR EVERYBODY
1. What's the Cuban national anthem?
................"Row, Row, Row Your Boat"
2. Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
................ A different bar.
3. Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded
baby?
................ They named him "Sum Ting Wong."
4. What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying
at half-mast?
................ They're hiring.
5. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
............... Because they're not going to work in the future either.
6. Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the
car only on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays?
................. Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses
it.
7. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
................ A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the
front
of the cage, along with a recipe.
8. How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
................ Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell
*BINGO*!
9. What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern
fairytale?
................ A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..."
A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."
10. My, my, how times have changed. Years ago...
When 100 white men chased 1 black man, we called it the Ku Klux Klan.
.................. Today they call it the PGA TOUR.
11. Why is there no Disneyland in China?
................ No one's tall enough to go on the good rides
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Mr.Kason Allen
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That didn't offend me I just laughed 
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cobra
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| Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2003 1:04 pm Post subject: |
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hehe nothing bad about belgians. we 
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JtH
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haha...im irish. an we dont go to the bar, we bring the bar home to us.
jack
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5th GHG E.G. Mine
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Chan
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| Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2003 3:16 pm Post subject: |
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| 5th GHG E.G. Mine wrote: | | I wonder if that Bingo one actually works. |
it works i worked at a bingo parlor when i was a young-un.
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Replica
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| Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2003 4:28 pm Post subject: |
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| cobra wrote: | hehe nothing bad about belgians. we
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if there were more here, we'd amke fun of them too, HAHA
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BlackHawk_REG_1
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| Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2003 4:46 pm Post subject: |
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Tis No Sin Not To Be Irish.
Its a Terrible, Terrible Shame.
GO IRISH PEOPLE!!! WE R0X0RS!! 
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thewz
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| Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2003 6:18 pm Post subject: |
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Bah you didn't make fun of Norwegians or Italians! That's what I am. I want to be offended!  |
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JuVaNiLe
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| Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2003 6:32 pm Post subject: |
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| it didnt offend me it was funny |
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Bada Bing
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| Posted: Fri Jan 10, 2003 8:28 am Post subject: |
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THEWZ your a Norwop living in the Frozen North. I thought I was bad being a PORTAWOP from Hawaii. (Portuguese and Italian)
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sharkbyte
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| Bada Bing wrote: | | a PORTAWOP |
Is that like a Port-a-Potty?
With that sig, you gotta wonder. 
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Dominator
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| Posted: Fri Jan 10, 2003 11:32 am Post subject: |
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hahaha, that is just too funny to get offended by!
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DukeNukem
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| Posted: Fri Jan 10, 2003 11:41 am Post subject: |
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Do you know what an Irish seven course meal is?
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A bowl of Irish stew and 6 bottles of beer!
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