Lawyers

Bada Bing · Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2003 11:18 am Post subject: Lawyers

A man walks into a bar. He sees a good looking, smartly dressed woman
sitting on a bar stool. He walks up behind her and says, "Hi there, how's
it
going?"

Having already had a few drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him
straight in the eye and says, "Listen! I'll screw anybody, any time,
anywhere, your place, my place, it doesn't matter."

He says, "No kidding, I'm a lawyer too! What firm are you with?
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Are you threatening me ???

Blown · Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2003 11:48 am Post subject:

Since I'm not a laywer I would of ran as soon as she said she would screw anyone. LOL

GoldenSpy · Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2003 4:25 pm Post subject:

heh... Here's another one...

Q:Why do they bury lawyers 10ft deep when they die instead of 6?

A:Deep down, they're really nice guys