[Greebo]

Some explanation methinks might be needed - can blame my girlfriend for inspiring this song. Was tickling her during New Years Eve and she came out with a combination of "Quit it" and "Stop it" - "Squit it!"
Anyhoo - I dunno if this is purely UK but here when someone says something about the squits, they're talking about diarrhoea.
So when I heard her say that I shoved it into Michael Jackson's "Beat it"

And got this:



When you've had a curry and your arse is on fire
You're running to the toilet, situation's dire
You've got the bloody runs, squirting out between your buns
So squit it, just squit it

This isn't fun, but you are stuck to the can
Don't wanna try to stand that could be messy, man
You wish you never had that korma, was bad
So squit it, and things start to smell bad

Just squit it, squit it, squit it, squit it
Something not to be repeated
Stinking, quite funky
Horrible sight
Hits with a splatter
No end in sight
Just squit it, squit it
Just squit it, squit it
Just squit it, squit it
Just squit it, squit it

If you are in Spain, then you just can't complain
If you didn't heed the warnings then you are insane
You drank the tap water but that ain't a good plan
So squit it, just squit it

You really should have told them even when dared
You just won't eat a single slice of mouldy bread
It should have stayed uneaten, not even as a dare
So squit it, and things start to smell bad

Just squit it, squit it, squit it, squit it
Something not to be repeated
Stinking, quite funky
Horrible sight
Hits with a splatter
No end in sight
Just squit it, squit it
squit it, squit it, squit it

Something not to be repeated
Stinking, quite funky
Horrible sight
Hits with a splatter
No end in sight
Just squit it, squit it, squit it, squit it, squit it
....
squit It, squit It, squit It, squit It
Something not to be repeated
Stinking, quite funky
Horrible sight
Hits with a splatter
No end in sight


Just squit It, squit It, squit It, squit It
Something not to be repeated
Stinking, quite funky
Horrible sight
Hits with a splatter
No end in sight


(etc)
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"Captain Smart Ass"

[Turbo!]

It sickens yet intrigues me
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[Violent Pacifist]

very.....interesting
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[Mongoose_Slayer]

[_-=Did It Hurt=-_]

omg

Excuse me I gotta run to the can.....
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