"The Buffalo Theory"

sgt stutter · Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2002 11:15 am Post subject: "The Buffalo Theory"

The Buffalo Theory as told by Cliff Clavin
I have not seen anyone explain this as well as Cliff Clavin, a character
from "Cheers".
Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move
as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the
slowest and weakest ones at the back of the heard that are killed first.
This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the
general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the
regular killing of the weakest members. "In much the same way, the human
brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive
intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally it
attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular
consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain
a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter
after a few beers."
#Beer

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Kjeldorian Royal Guard 42 · Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2002 12:01 pm Post subject:

Go Cliff!

Ah that's good stuff!

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Bada Bing · Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2002 2:41 pm Post subject:

Cliff Claven owns #Beer

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cobra · Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2002 4:23 pm Post subject: Re: "The Buffalo Theory"

Bright Red Nipples · Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2002 4:52 pm Post subject:

That's a good line to use for the cops

Doh!!
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[BR]maximus · Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2002 9:35 pm Post subject:

Even Cliff knew the powers of beer knowledge.....and to think my friends have called me crazy for years..

Max

Turbo! · Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2002 10:25 pm Post subject:

LOL. I told my family that theory over dinner tonight. Lol they all cracked up. They were all glad that it was finally explained why that happened. Yeah my familys a bunch of drunks. Oh well makes the holidays great
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[BR]maximus · Posted: Wed Dec 25, 2002 10:10 am Post subject:

Radio man.......sounds like we may be related.....lol half my family is drunks and the other half is anti alcohol.......guess which side im on...hehe

Max

[njk]Nopeace4u-DBD · Posted: Thu Dec 26, 2002 4:04 pm Post subject:

I tested that theory last night when we were playing some drinking game & as the game went on i got alittle smarter

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Turbo! · Posted: Thu Dec 26, 2002 8:07 pm Post subject:

LOL yup drunks on my moms side #Beer

and pot head on my dads #Silly

its fun fun for everyone

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