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FragFailure
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 Posted: Fri Dec 27, 2002 4:18 am Post subject: A recap of playing TFC |
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I was inspired by Torak's account of EagleEyes/Si|ent's gameplay. So I decided to put in mine.
| ToRaK wrote: | Here's EE playing tfc.
Spawn
Bunnyhop around like an idiot
Miss countless easy shots
Occasionally pull an uber leet luck shot
Kill self
Spawn
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Similar to me playing tfc (NEO TV2 Warpath is used here)
Spawn
Strafejump and crouch around like an idiot (because I can't bunnyhop)
Miss countless easy concs when I try to hh
Occasionally pull an uber leet luck midair shotgun blast
Kill self because I stood to close to my grenade
Spawn
Strafejump and crouch around like an idiot (because I can't bunnyhop)
Get sniped .67 secs after leaving the base by Darkath
Bitch at the sniper on voicecom and in chat
[njk]FragFailure: Luck
Spawn
Strafejump and crouch around like an idiot (because I can't bunnyhop)
Watch BRN fly past me as a Pyro on TV2
Get killed by EE's uber leet luck shot because I was watching BRN fly past meh
Bitch some more
Spawn
Strafejump and crouch around like an idiot (because I can't bunnyhop)
Potshot Blue Ruler and infect him
Run away like a bish
See that Blue Ruler died to an infection (a different medic)
Get to the fork between 4 and 5 and hit a leet double conc
Watch BRN fly past me as a pyro in midconc
Watch BRN cap command point 5
Bitch under my breath
Get Telefragged
Spawn
Look at my leet 5-8 score
Bitch some more
Strafejump and crouch around like an idiot (because I can't bunnyhop)
Die to an Albino Gibbon Mirv on the second hop
Spawn
Strafejump and crouch around like an idiot (because I can't bunnyhop)
Cap command point 4
Conc past four enemies (no hh)
Get sniped in midconc
Spawn
Strafejump and crouch around like an idiot (because I can't bunnyhop)
get chased by a medic who'd rather kill me than capture his own command point
Throw grenade in his direction
Watch engy on my team run at him with a spanner
Watch Frag die because of mirror damage
[njk]FragFailure has left the game
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Darkath
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| Posted: Fri Dec 27, 2002 4:40 am Post subject: Re: A recap of playing TFC |
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| FragFailure wrote: | | Get sniped .67 secs after leaving the base by Darkath |
LOL
From my perspective, should look like this:
[njk]FragFailure:
Spawn
Get sniped .67 secs after leaving the base by Darkath
Make an evil plot against Darkath
Maim Darkath with green pineapple
Continue steps 2 & 3 until he leaves, or changes class 
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Vigilante
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| Posted: Fri Dec 27, 2002 6:37 am Post subject: |
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yeah, you always seem to have that 'just woke early in the morning' glow in tv2, not quite angry..but just angry enough...
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Bright Red Nipples
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| Posted: Fri Dec 27, 2002 8:05 am Post subject: |
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pwnage is a wonderful thing, when your the one dealing it out. Frag is still trying to get the hang of NeoTF. Darkath, well, I think he has the hang of sniping.
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cobra
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| Posted: Fri Dec 27, 2002 8:15 am Post subject: |
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hehe. 
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ToRaK
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| Posted: Fri Dec 27, 2002 9:31 am Post subject: |
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/*rant on neo*/
Neo makes the game horribly unfair to those who don't know/choose not to deal with neo. Personally I enjoyed the old neo, where all you had was teslas. Not too hard to learn, it changed the game well - and didn't totally alienate those who don't know how to use it. Now that the pyro essentially doubles as a scout with 100 health and 150 armor that balance is completely gone. It allows someone who knows neo to be more effective than someone who has spent months practicing conc jumps. It's fun but when I play neo I rarely use any of the neo stuff, because it is so easy to fall into the habit of having it do things for you. I think they have added too much junk and now feels like that 5 year old win95 computer my mum has downstairs, washed up and cluttered.
/*end rant*/
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The Nanite
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| Posted: Fri Dec 27, 2002 10:01 am Post subject: |
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hehe. I too hate BRN when he's not on my team. For that matter Rob is an equally annoying flying pyro.  The flying pyro can be dealt with by mgs and sgs. I think the really unbalanced thing is the scout ignore. If the sgs and mgs ignore scouts it throws everythign off. Beem was owning dustbowl using it yesterday. The whole round lasted like 5 minutes. Then on warpath he kept capping everything and the score was like 350 to 30. I was on the winning side of the 350 and I thought it was extremely unfun.
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Kazebari
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| Posted: Fri Dec 27, 2002 10:32 am Post subject: |
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Typical day on TV III
Spawn
Attempt bhop to flag area
Wait
Wait
Wait
Wait
Wait
Wait
Wait
Wait
Wait
Wait
Wait
Wait
Wait
Wait
Wait
Wait
Shoot at incoming enemy--Enemy gets killed by sentry gun
Notice Darkath log on
Grin
Switch to Scout
Unbind say key
Start pestering Darkath
Get sniped
Get sniped
Get sniped
Get sniped
Get sniped
!!!! CROWBAR KILL ON DARKATH
Get sniped (x10)
!!!! NAILGUN KILL ON DARKATH
Get sniped (x40)
!!!! CALTROP KILL ON DARKATH
Switch map
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Paddyjack
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| Posted: Fri Dec 27, 2002 10:34 am Post subject: |
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| Bushido wrote: | | hehe. I too hate BRN when he's not on my team. For that matter Rob is an equally annoying flying pyro. The flying pyro can be dealt with by mgs and sgs. I think the really unbalanced thing is the scout ignore. If the sgs and mgs ignore scouts it throws everythign off. Beem was owning dustbowl using it yesterday. The whole round lasted like 5 minutes. Then on warpath he kept capping everything and the score was like 350 to 30. I was on the winning side of the 350 and I thought it was extremely unfun. |
Hmmmm, just imagine the feeling on the other side then.... 
I do not play Neo (Neo=  ) but I've been engy on the losing side of a 200-10 game on Flagrun once.... and let me tell you I was not only swearing under my breath, I was probably near a heart attack here  IIRC, Blue Ruler was playing with me on that one, and we were like "sigh" together in the FR
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| Posted: Fri Dec 27, 2002 10:48 am Post subject: |
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| ToRaK wrote: | /*rant on neo*/
Neo makes the game horribly unfair to those who don't know/choose not to deal with neo. Personally I enjoyed the old neo, where all you had was teslas. Not too hard to learn, it changed the game well - and didn't totally alienate those who don't know how to use it. Now that the pyro essentially doubles as a scout with 100 health and 150 armor that balance is completely gone. It allows someone who knows neo to be more effective than someone who has spent months practicing conc jumps. It's fun but when I play neo I rarely use any of the neo stuff, because it is so easy to fall into the habit of having it do things for you. I think they have added too much junk and now feels like that 5 year old win95 computer my mum has downstairs, washed up and cluttered.
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Even the sgs/mgs don't really slow down the pyros, too much. I think I have had the most luck by sniping BRN and uber.
I know when I play against them that they feel they have to go out of their way to neutralize me. Guess that means I'm doing my job....being a pain in the a$$. 
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| Posted: Fri Dec 27, 2002 12:30 pm Post subject: |
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| Paddyjack-VS wrote: | | IIRC, Blue Ruler was playing with me on that one, and we were like "sigh" together in the FR |
Yes that was an interesting game. I finally went engy and I JUST got my sg setup and the nm were on top of us. I did notice that a few players on both sides left early and I suspect it was due to frustration. All you can due in that situation as far as I am concerned is go heavy D and pray.
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Mongoose_Slayer
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| Posted: Fri Dec 27, 2002 12:38 pm Post subject: |
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My avanti routine for sniper:
Spawn
Climb up ladder and nearly get killed by Darkath on the other ledge
Climb up again and kill him using lucky rabbits foot tied to sniper rifle
Do a strange celebration dance involving strafes and crouching
Get over-carried doing the intricate dance
Fall of sniper ledge and die
Spawn
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Chen Kenichi
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| Posted: Fri Dec 27, 2002 1:33 pm Post subject: |
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On the typical CTF map I...
Spawn
Grab grenades for extra flying time
Bhop to yard
Conc into enemy base
Bhop to avoid potshotters just coming out of spawn and smart defenders
Conc to flag
Attempt to conc out of flagroom but fail because someone shoots me off
the ground just before my conc goes off
Bhop around in a frenzy while the entire team congregates to me and procedes to bang their heads on their keyboards to unload a myriad of grenades and aimless rockets
Scream like a pansy as the ground beneath me explodes like Hiroshima
Watch through my corpse as their entire team retreats to spawn to restock just as some ignorant spy walks over my face, grabs the flag, builds a bonfire, cooks some hotdogs, picks his teeth, takes a nap, wakes up, takes a wiz, and wanders aimlessly back to base, asks where the cap point is, cries in spawn because he can't figure out where to go, wanders around the base, and caps the flag.
Meanwhile, I've been sitting in their base waiting for the relay. Just before the spy caps the flag a defender comes out of spawn and tries to kill me. We run around the flagroom for awhile and just as the spy caps, the defender sends a grenade down my throat as I jump for the flag.
Repeat.
BTW EE>Tor
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Bright Red Nipples
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| Posted: Fri Dec 27, 2002 1:47 pm Post subject: |
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Neo is like any other Mod for HL or TFC. I can't stand NS due to the frustration so I don't play it. I didn't get good at Neo overnight, it took lots of practice. For all the ranting going on about it, I wonder why it fills up so quickly? There are 3 other servers not playing NeoTF, why not play there? I enjoy playing with NeoTF, making limitations like they were on TV4 will ruin it. There is no way to make everybody agree on what to change. Just do what I did, learn to play it.
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Kjeldorian Royal Guard 42
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| Posted: Fri Dec 27, 2002 1:47 pm Post subject: |
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=US-Kjeldorian Royal Guard-V= enters game. . . .
spawn
Say: LMAO!
run out of spawn. .
get stuck in door. . .
crouch. .
jump. .
turn. .
crouch. .
jump. ..
turn. . .
crouch. .
jump. .
turn. .
crouch. .
jump. .
turn. .
crouch. .
jump. .
turn. .
breaks free of door. .
mirv to face. . .
gibs. .
spawn. . .
Say: Dinner is ready!. WOOHOO!. . GG!
=US-Kjeldorian Royal Guard-V= leaves the game. . . .
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