[`RaphX]

Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead
Now it goes to school with her
Between two hunks of bread

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Hickory dickory dock,
Three mice ran up the clock
the clock struck one,
and the others got away with minor injuries

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Hey diddle, diddle,
the cat did a piddle,
all over the bedside clock,
The little dog laughed to see such fun
And the cat died of electric shock.

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall
humpty dumpty had a great fall
all the kings horses and all the kings men
had scrambled eggs on toast for breakfast

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Mary had a little lamb,
It walked into a pylon,
10,000 volts went up it's arse,
And turned it's wool to nylon.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
Her clothes all tattered and torn.
It had not been the spider that crept up beside her
But Little Boy Blue and his horn.

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Simple Simon met a Pieman
Going to the fair
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman
"What have you got there?"
Said the Pieman unto Simon
"Pies, you dickhead!"

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[Violent Pacifist]

Georgie Porgie, puddin' and pie
Kissed the girls and made 'em cry
When the boys came out to play
He kissed them too, cause he was gay!
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[Greebo]

Old mother Hubbard,
went to the cupboard
to fetch her poor doggy a bone
but when she bent over
Rover took over
And gave her a bone of his own!
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[cobra]

great rhymes greebo!!!!! keep them coming.
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[Mongoose_Slayer]

Mary had a little lamb
the doctor was surprised!
Old McDonald had a farm
the doctor almost died!