Hate your Job???

Bada Bing · Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2002 9:19 am Post subject: Hate your Job???

hen you have an "I hate my job" day try this:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the
thermometer section.You will need to purchase a rectal thermometer made by
"Johnson and Johnson." Be very sure you get this brand.

When you get home, lock your doors, draw the drapes, and
disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed during your therapy.
Change to very comfortable clothing, such as a sweat suit and
lie down on your bed. Open the package and remove the thermometer.
Carefully place it on the bedside table so that it will not become chipped
or broken. Take out the material that comes with the thermometer and read
it. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:
"Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is
personally tested"

Now close your eyes and repeat out loud five times: "I am so glad I
do not work for quality control at the Johnson and Johnson Company".
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Vigilante · Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2002 11:29 am Post subject:

hey, whatever floats your boat

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Goldom · Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2002 12:02 pm Post subject:

..on the other hand though, wouldnt that also mean that every rectal thermometer you use has already been used by someone else? ... that's not too happy to think about either...

Gurrg · Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2002 12:57 pm Post subject:

Wonder if that job pays good?

What would possess a person to do such a job?

lol
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Violent Pacifist · Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2002 1:32 pm Post subject:

Desperation.....

That's pretty sick Chubs...
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Mongoose_Slayer · Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2002 3:40 pm Post subject:

Kjeldorian Royal Guard 42 · Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2002 3:50 pm Post subject:

I love my job!

na na na boo boo!

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PondScm007 · Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2002 5:11 pm Post subject:

hm...how do you think one could go about getting a job at j&j?
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DukeNukem · Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2002 5:27 pm Post subject: Bottom Line

Bottom line is that some @$$hole has to do it!!!!!!!
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three_gunn · Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2002 12:16 pm Post subject:

jobs can be an excellent excuse for leaving the house early.....in order to play games that your girlfriend/wife would never approve of playing at home.