[Mongoose_Slayer]

Here is a joke i got in an e-mail, see what you think of it:


Baked Beans
Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked
beans. He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and
somewhat lively reaction on him.

One day he met a girl and fell in love. When it became apparent that they
would marry, he thought to himself, she'll never go through with the
marriage with me carrying on like this, so he made the supreme sacrifice
and gave up beans.
Shortly after that they were married.
A few months later, on the way home from work, his car broke down and
since they lived in the country, he called his wife and told her that hewould be late because he had to walk. On his way home, he passed a
small cafe and the wonderful aroma of baked beans overwhelmed him.
Since he still had several miles to walk he figured he could walk off any ill
affects before he got home. So he went in and ordered, and before leaving
had 3 extra large helpings ofbaked beans. All the way home he
putt-putted. By the time he arrived home he felt reasonably safe.

His wife met him at the door and seemed somewhat excited. She
exclaimed, "Darling, I have the most wonderful surprise for you for dinner
tonight!" She put a blindfold on him, and led him to his chair at the head of
the table and made him promise not to peak.

At this point he was beginning to feel another one coming on. Just as his
wife was about to remove the blindfold, the telephone rang. She again
made him promise not to peek until she returned, and away she went to
answer the phone. While she was gone, he seized the opportunity. He
shifted his weight to one leg and let go. It was not only loud, but ripe as a
rotten egg. He had a hard time breathing, so he felt for his napkin and
fanned the air about him.

He had just started to feel better, when another urge came on. He raised
his leg and RRIIIPPPP !!! It sounded like a diesel engine revving, and
smelled worse. To keep from gagging, he tried fanning his arms a while,
hoping the smell would dissipate. He got another urge. This was a real blue
ribbon winner, the windows shook, the dishes on the table rattled and a
minute later the flowers on the table were dead.

While keeping an ear tuned in on the conversation in the hallway, and
keeping his promise of staying blindfolded, he carried on like this for the
next ten minutes, farting and fanning each time with his napkin. When he
heard the phone farewells he neatly laid his napkin on his lap and folded his
hands on top of it. Smiling contentedly, he was the picture of innocence
when his wife walked in.

Apologizing for taking so long, she asked if he had peeked at the dinner
table. After assuring her he had not peeked, she removed the blindfold and
yelled, "SURPRISE!!!"

To his shock and horror, there were twelve dinner guests seated around
the table for his surprise birthday party.

[SpeCies]

I assumed mor4 Beans ? LOL, What a gas
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[Secret Agent Man]

omg how funny and sad...
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[Azrael]

funny!!!

This is along the same lines http://www.funvids.net/videos/Play.asp?Video_ID=39
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[Dominator]

HAHAHH THATS HILARIOUS , i thought he was going to have some baked beens for dinner as a surprise. hahahah that would be SOOO awful!!!!

[My Personal Insanity]

Poor guy! hahahaha
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