Got this in my inbox just now

Fresh Tofu · Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2002 1:01 pm Post subject: Got this in my inbox just now

Subject: I still think my job is crap, but this is pretty sad
>
> Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in
> Louisiana. He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling
> rigs. Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it
> to radio station 103.2 on your FM dial in Ft Wayne, Indiana, who
> was sponsoring a worst job experience contest. Needless to say,
> she won.
>
> Hi Sue,
> Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother. Last week I
> had a bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling down
> lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to
> make you to realize it's not so bad after all.
>
> Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you
> with a few technicalities of my job. As you know, my office lies
> at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to the office. It's a
> wetsuit. This time of year the water is quite cool. So what we do
> to keep warm is this: We have a diesel powered industrial water
> heater.
>
> This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks the water out of the sea.
> It heats it to a delightful temperature. It then pumps it down to
> the diver through a garden hose, which is taped to the air hose.
>
> Now this sounds like a darn good plan, and I've used it several
> times with no complaints. What I do, when I get to the bottom and
> start working, is take the hose and stuff it down the back of my
> wetsuit. This floods my whole suit with warm water. It's like
> working in a Jacuzzi.
>
> Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my butt started
> to itch. So, of course, I scratched it. This only made things
> worse. Within a few seconds my butt started to burn. I pulled the
> hose out from my back, but the damage was done. In agony I
> realized what had happened.
>
> The hot water machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it
> into my suit. Now since I don't have any hair on my back, the
> jellyfish couldn't stick to it. However, the crack of my butt was
> not as fortunate. When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I
> was actually grinding the jellyfish into the crack of my butt.
>
> I informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma over the
> communicator. His instructions were unclear due to the fact that
> he, along with five other divers, were all laughing hysterically.
> Needless to say I aborted the dive.
>
> I was instructed to make three agonizing in-water decompression
> stops totaling thirty-five minutes before I could reach the
> surface to begin my chamber dry decompression.
>
> When I arrived at the surface, I was wearing nothing but my brass
> helmet. As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with tears of
> laughter running down his face, handed me a tube of cream and
> told me to rub it on my butt as soon as I got in the chamber.
>
> The cream put the fire out, but I couldn't poop for two days
> because my butt was swollen shut. So, next time you're having a
> bad day at work, think about how much worse it would be if you
> had a jellyfish shoved up your butt.
>
> Now repeat to yourself, "I love my job, I love my job, I love my
> job..."
>
>

poor jellyfish what a way to go.......
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Dahak · Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2002 1:37 pm Post subject:

rofl.... oh man...

cobra · Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2002 2:41 pm Post subject:

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

i feel sorry for that guy LOL

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Azrael · Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2002 3:13 pm Post subject:

ohhhhh the buuuuuurrrrn!!!

Although I'd probably cry if that happened to me
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Mongoose_Slayer · Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2002 3:34 pm Post subject:

You would think the hot-water thing would have a filter or something lol

Replica · Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2002 3:48 pm Post subject:

i watched a show on jelly fish the other day on discovery channel, and based off of that... well i'm sorry for that guy
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Bright Red Nipples · Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2002 5:12 pm Post subject:

That is fricken hilarious!!!! Funny because it happened to someone else and not to me. Having people laughing in histarics couldn't have made it any worse. Good stuff.
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Chan · Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2002 5:16 pm Post subject:

It 's funny til someone gets hurt. Then it is hillarous.
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Dominator · Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2002 8:30 pm Post subject:

LoL Nice article, As i was reading it, it made my butt crack itch!!!! we wont go any further on that though!!! LoL. I agree, Why wouldnt that hose have some kind of filter on it as it was taking the water out of the sea and into the hose!! And wouldnt the water then go up to his face and not just in his back side?

NewbieMMMI · Registered User Joined: 16 Jan 2002 Posts: 71

It reminds me of the story of the guy who shaved his… They were both funny anyway.
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