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A cab driver picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver
> > won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring and he replies,
> >
> > "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."
> > She answers: "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I
> am
> > and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear
> > just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask
> > that I would find offensive."
> > "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
> > She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you haveto
> be
> > single and #2 you must be a Catholic."
> > The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm
> Catholic
> > too!"
> > The nun says, "OK, pull into the next alley." He does and the nun
> fulfills
> > his fantasy.
> > But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My
> dear
> > child." said the nun, "Why are you crying?" "Forgive me sister, but I
> have
> > sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and a I'm a Baptist."
> > The nun says, "That's OK, I am on the way to a Halloween party, and my
> name
> > is Kevin
> >
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