you diet and you

PondScm007 · Posted: Sat Oct 26, 2002 8:17 am Post subject: you diet and you

heh got some spam from some relative who is always sending bad jokes, but thought this one was kinda funny

Diets & Dying

The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the
British, or Americans, or Australians.

The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the
British, or Americans, or Australians.

The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than
the British, or Americans, or Australians.

The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart

attacks than the British, or Americans, or Australians.

The Germans drink a lot of beer and suffer fewer heart attacks than the
British, or Americans, or Australians.

CONCLUSION
Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
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cobra · Posted: Sat Oct 26, 2002 8:32 am Post subject:

from now on i stop speaking english. i will just keep speaking dutch.

dieeten is niet nodig. drink en eet al wat je wil, het leven is zo al kort genoeg dus geniet er van.
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`RaphX · Registered User Joined: 24 Mar 2002 Posts: 1556

Whit ye talkin aboot wi yon ticker giein up the ghost?
Ach, awae wi ye, ya wee bampot!

hoaxie · Posted: Sat Oct 26, 2002 9:14 am Post subject:

No hablo english.
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Axa · Posted: Sat Oct 26, 2002 11:36 am Post subject:

As enige iemand dit kan verstaan, dan weet jy watter taal praat ek.
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-=ITS=-GaladerieL[Vegas] · Posted: Sat Oct 26, 2002 11:59 am Post subject:

gracias and thxs for finding this!!

Replica · Posted: Sat Oct 26, 2002 1:08 pm Post subject:

as my good oel badn stormtroppers of death say... SPEAK ENGLISH OR DIE!!!!!!, funniest thing was they have a track on the platinum CD where theya re playing it live in tokyo and the fans love it... go figure?
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KopiKat · Registered User Joined: 15 May 2002 Posts: 923

no more english eh...

Englisus meum placet. ego non desisit vocat Englisus.
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`RaphX · Registered User Joined: 24 Mar 2002 Posts: 1556

The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling has some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short).

In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c." Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy. Also, the hard "c" will be replaced with "k." Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f." This will make words like "fotograf" 20 per sent shorter.

In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.

By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by "z" and "w" by "v".

During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords containing "ou," and similar changs vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi to understand ech ozer. Ze drem vil finali kum tru.

Replica · Posted: Sat Oct 26, 2002 2:45 pm Post subject:

raph=crazy... yet hilarious
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Bright Red Nipples · Posted: Sat Oct 26, 2002 2:48 pm Post subject:

I think Bobins just skipped all the years and went to year 5

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J/K old chum
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Gurrg · Posted: Sat Oct 26, 2002 5:36 pm Post subject:

does it count if you speak Kilaak, lol. ahh well, i'm learing spanish in school, so maybe there is a chance?
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Kazebari · Official Mall Ninja Joined: 28 Apr 2002 Posts: 935

Uh..........

Ni hao ma?

DaKon · Ville Supporter Joined: 19 Feb 2002 Posts: 2342

Jaillissez si vous pourriez parler une bonne langue alors que nous pouvons parler. Mais jusqu'à puis buvez du vin rouge et appréciez.

DK
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`RaphX · Registered User Joined: 24 Mar 2002 Posts: 1556

Du vin rouge? Non, merci. Je le trop buvait Jeudi, et maintenent je ne veux bouvoir aucun d'alcool. On m'a pwn3d avec le vin rouge

Oh! Une bonne langue? On peut parler en italien

Molto bene!