[SpeCies]

A Little Irish Humor

Father O'Malley rose from his bed. It was a
fine spring day in his new Washington, DC parish. He
walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep
breath of the beautiful day outside.
He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead
in the middle of his front lawn. He promptly called
the US Senate for assistance.
The conversation went like this:
"Good morning. This is Senator Daschle. How
might I help you?"
"And the best of the day te yerself. This is
Father O'Malley at St.Brigid's. There's a jackass
lying dead in me front lawn. Would ye be so kind
as to send a couple o' yer lads to take care of the
matter?"
Senator Daschle, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied
with a smirk, "Well now father, it was always my impression that you people took care of last rites!"
There was dead silence on the line for a long moment.
Father O'Malley then replied: "Aye, that's certainly true, but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin.

[bobins]

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[ROOFCUTTER]

haha pretty good one! I'm gonna send that right over to my boss...with a little name changes!
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Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

[osiris]

err the only Irish sayin i kno i got off this lucky Irish wishin stone if i remeber correctly it was:

Theres only 2 things to worry bout, ethier ur healthy or ur sick
if your healthly thens nothing to worry bout but if ur sick theres only 2 things to worry bout. ethier youll get better or youll die, if you get better then theres nothing to worry bout, but if you die youll be to busy shakin hands with all ur old friends in hell to worry bout thing else...

Wheres me lucky charms?

[Snaggletooth]

"May those that love us, love us.
For those that do not love us, may God turn their hearts.
And if He cannot turn their hearts, may He turn their ankles
So we'll know them by their limping."

-old Irish Poem