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PostPosted: Wed Aug 28, 2002 6:30 am    Post subject: Face Lift Reply with quote

Ok, my friend sent this to me. Its a bit dult in some areas so, ya know.

> > > A woman decides to have a facelift for her birthday.
> > >
> > > She spends $5000.00 and feels pretty good about the results. Before
> > > leaving, she asks the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind my
> > >asking,but how old do you think I am?" About 32, the clerk
> > >replies.
> > > "I'm actually 47," the woman says happily.
> > >
> > > A little while later she goes into McDonalds and upon getting her
> > >order,
> > > asks the counter girl the same question. She replies, "I'd guess
> > >about 29."
> > > The woman replies, "Nope, I am 47." Now she is feeling really good
> > >about
> > > herself.
> > >
> > > While waiting for the bus home, she asks and old man the same
> > >question.
> > > He replies, "I'm 78 and my eyesight is starting to go. Although,
> > >when I
> > > was young, there was a sure way to tell how old a woman was but
> > >requires you let me put may hands up your shirt and feel your boobs. Then
>
> > >I can tell
> > > exactly how old you are."
> > > They waited in silence on the empty street until curiosity got the
> > >best of the woman and she finally said. "Well, what the hell, go ahead."
> > > The old man slips both hands up her shirt, under her bra, and
> > >begins to
> > > feel around. After a couple of minutes she says, "Okay, Okay, how
> > >old am I?" He removes his hands and says, "You are 47." Stunned the
> > >woman says, "That's amazing! How did you know?"
> > > The old man replied, "I was behind you in line at McDonalds."

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