JCOM - the sweet transvestite

Greebo · Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2001 4:31 pm Post subject:

Another Rocky Horror One - to the tune of Sweet Transvestite
I didn't do the whole song - only 1 verse
but while reading it, try not to imagine JCOM the medic as this:

JCOM:
How do you do
I see you've met my friendly Lee Latham
He's just a little brought down because
When you knocked
He thought you were Ca-adman
Don't get strung out by the way I look
Don't judge a bloke by his cover
I'm not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a killer
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Alabam-ia

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John Doe · Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2001 4:37 pm Post subject:

Geez!!!

Jcom has moved from being charged with public masturbation to being a Transvestite?

Whats the ville coming to?

Hmmm, considering we had another discussion about the ville being like a virtual city I guess all cities have their more racy sections of town.

Go Jcom, you go girl!

thewz · Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2001 4:41 pm Post subject:

Transvestites scare the shit outta me, I pass by a group of transvestites every morning when I go to school. I thought one of them looked like JCOM...even though I have never seen JCOM before...

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DukeNukem · Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2001 4:57 pm Post subject:

TV -- The Ville
TV -- TransVestite

hmmmmmmmmh!!

I'll have to think on this one. This would give a strange new meaning to TVB.

Greebo I hope you're not suggesting any sort of connection between these two!

-- holds tongue in cheek.

[Hey we need a "tongue in cheek" smilie]

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ROOFCUTTER · Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2001 5:08 pm Post subject:

I think we need a smoking cigerette smile!

Well JCOM now we know the real story. It was not a 1/4 rabbit that did your thumb in.
It was while trying to zip up the back of that long black evening dress while wearing 12" pumps.

Now the pyro fasination is also explained your trying to lite our fires.

Missed the public masturbation... you devil.

I must say I never expected to see this thread nor thought I would reply.

JohnCarterofMars · Registered User Joined: 12 Aug 2001 Posts: 1113

All right you sick sick puppies! I guess things have gotten rather dull around town so you have to start bring up old skeletons from the closet.

*wipes a tear from his masquera stained cheek*

I just thought there was a costume ball honestly! And Avenger, i did wave to you that day, i did.... You cant hassle me for that can you??

I am just a good, sweet tranvestite from transexual......transuuuuuylvanyyya!!!

FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! MUHAHAHHAHAHAHA!

...lets do the timewarp again! Lets do the time warp again....

FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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thewz · Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2001 7:56 pm Post subject:

Sorry JCOM i didnt c u waving...I guess I was to busy pointing and laughing, all the while saying "look at the crazy pyromaniac transvestite!"

P.S. Don't cry, it makes your makeup run

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FingerDemon · Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2001 6:22 am Post subject:

JCOM and others,

I just wanted to say that the fascination some of you regulars seem to have with transvestitism and transsexuals along with pyromania and public exhibitionism, doesn't change how I feel about you one little bit. I always thought you were a freaky bunch that I was glad I was hundreds or thousands of miles away from. And I am open minded enough that I can accept all this new information and news of alleged criminal behavior and still be proud to call you, "Some people I hardly even know from the Internet. I swear Officer!"

FingerDemon

JohnCarterofMars · Registered User Joined: 12 Aug 2001 Posts: 1113

As i sit here chowing on my fish and asparagus with a fine bachmuel sauce i think to myself, "Damn I need a mirror to check my makeup!" A tranvestite's work is never done. Always primping and prettying up everyday. You all have no idea how hard it is to maintain my looks in this state of grace.

Oh yes, and if you see meatloaf playing the saxophone around the'Ville, tell him he's wanted in the kitchen ASAP!

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Twisted29 · Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2001 6:11 pm Post subject:

Wow....

This is getting too twisted...even for me. I do however like your new sig JCOM. You're actually not to bad looking....Hehehe

John Doe · Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2001 8:17 pm Post subject:

Actully the best thing about the pic that Jcom has added to his signature is that you dont notice he is having a bad hair day as your drawn to the bad makeup job.

Jcom, how many times have we told you "Turn the light on when putting on your makeup"!

KillerRoofcutter · Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2001 8:33 pm Post subject:

Ok what is a "transvestites" JCOM?? I must be doing to much school work to know this stuff!

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[ This Message was edited by: KillerRoofcutter on 2001-10-24 21:34 ]

Buford Pusser · Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2001 9:35 pm Post subject:

I was sitting in my office this afternoon... minding my own business (no pun intended) and guess who walks in? JCOM!! All I can say is, "The drag outfit has got to go!"

JCOM, your a nice guy and all, but this is getting scary! You know, come to think of it, he did look kinda cute. (smacks onself upside the head, shivers and thinks, "This thread has gone on long enough already!")

JCOM, it was nice to see you today! I'll hopefully cure this up for you my friend. JCOM was wearing normal clothes, if he wasn't, he would have been asked to leave the building!

Rockman · Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2001 10:38 pm Post subject:

Do transvestites have transves-tits?

thewz · Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2001 2:20 pm Post subject:

I dunno about you guys but thinking of jcom dressed up in drag makes me horny.

(avenger commits suicide with trusty spanner after saying this)

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