17 great blond jokes!

Potato-VS- · Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2002 7:11 am Post subject: 17 great blond jokes!

I mean no offense to anyone by these jokes, but they are funny!

Blondes

Q1. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman?
A1. You have to hollow out the head.

Q2. Why won't they hire blondes as pharmacists?
A2. They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.

Q3. Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
A3. It took her a month to realize she could play it at night.

Q4. What happened to the blonde Ice Hockey team?
A4. They drowned in spring training.

Q5. Why did the blonde scale the chain link fence?
A5. To see what was on the other side.

Q6. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A6. The cow stepped on her.

Q7. How did the blonde burn her nose?
A7. Bobbing for french fries.

Q8. Why do blondes have more fun?
A8. They are easier to amuse.

Q9. What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
A9. Frosted flakes.

Q10. Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?
A10. They keep breaking them with the hammer.

Q11. Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow in the air?
A11. She missed.

Q12. What is it when a blonde blows into another blondes ear?
A12. Data transfer.

Q13. Why did the blonde resolve to have only 3 children?
A13. She heard that 1 out of every 4 children born were Chinese.

Q14. Why did the blonde put make-up on her forehead?
A14. She wanted everyone to know that she could makeup her mind.

Q15. Why did the blonde ask her friends to save their burned out light bulbs?
A15. She needed them for the darkroom she was building.

Q16. Why are the Japanese so smart?
A16. No blondes

Q17. What is the biggest advantage to marrying a blonde?
A17. You get to park in the handicapped zone.

LAMO!

[RS]Potato-VS-

bobins · Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2002 7:58 am Post subject:

hummm.... lol

i just hope no body posts any welsh jokes *crosses fingers*

o dam... i just signed my own death worant... lol

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OSU Snipe Shocker · Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2002 9:13 am Post subject:

q-How can you tell a blond has been using the computer?
a-The white out all over the screen

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Da Omega Snipa · Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2002 10:45 am Post subject:

ROFL lol those were funny how bout this 1

Q- whats the smartest blond
A- A golden retriever

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whats that dot... AHHHHH MY HEAD WHERES MY HEAD

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Bada Bing · Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2002 11:09 am Post subject:

A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body

hurts wherever she touches it.

"Impossible", says the doctor. "Show me."

She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She

pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams. Everywhere

she touches makes her scream.

The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette, are you?"

She says, "No, I'm really a blonde."

"I thought so," he says. "You have a broken finger."
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Are you threatening me ???

Potato-VS- · Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2002 11:23 am Post subject:

LOL! That was great.

[RS]Potato-VS-

bobins · Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2002 12:34 pm Post subject:

lol

bada thats the best one i've heard in a while.. lol

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