I would just like to take a moment to say --

Goldom

I am on the verge of discovering the meaning of life. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves string theory. *looks at everyone staring at him oddly* quiet you.

[edit: and for all you who saw me in games the last 3 hours on tv4 + hood, no this is not more random insanity induced by eating cereal at midnight. I'm on to something here, really. unfortunately i have to leave town for 1.5 weeks so GAh i cant finish it... or play TFC either

]

OS · Posted: Tue May 28, 2002 3:03 am Post subject:

Riiiiiiiight....string theory.....hmmmm.....

" Goal Dumb " ??

See ya when you get back!

ROOFCUTTER · Posted: Tue May 28, 2002 6:25 am Post subject:

Mushrooms, Yeah Mushrooms will give you the meaning of life, briefly....

three_gunn · Posted: Tue May 28, 2002 11:57 am Post subject:

My Personal Insanity

BitterBeerFace · Posted: Tue May 28, 2002 12:47 pm Post subject:

Meaning of life? String theory?

*slap*

Snap out of it, dude! Don't make me start quoting monty python again!

There are Jews in the world.
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but,
I've never been one of them.

I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.

You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on. You're
A Catholic the moment Dad came,

Because

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.

Every sperm is wanted.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.

If a sperm is wasted,...

God gets quite irate.

Every sperm is sacred.

Every sperm is good.

Every sperm is needed...

...In your neighbourhood!

Every sperm is useful.
Every sperm is fine.

God needs everybody's.

Mine!

And mine!

And mine!

Let the Pagan spill theirs
O'er mountain, hill, and plain.

God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite iraaaaate!

Doh, too late, I started!

watchmystyle · Guest

its called a life goldom, put it before tfc...well I (darkw0r) don't have one and spam the same crap to Frag and Mulisha (or anyone who wants to be entertained)..thanks

hoaxie · Posted: Tue May 28, 2002 12:55 pm Post subject:

I think he is just *stringing* us along. How's that for a theory?
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LONG LIVE THE 'VILLE!

watchmystyle · Guest

what do u mean by that

FragFailure says: Means you're a banned dumbass DW

Goldom · Posted: Tue May 28, 2002 2:46 pm Post subject:

no YOURE the banned dumbass...

And something relating to Erwin Schrodinger. Again, i dont know what, but I can't ignore everything so yeah. Those damn strings is appearing everywhere, so they must be something.

[And um.. synchronicity. Yeah *is betting no one knows what that means...* um... go look it up in a dictionary(.com).]

My Personal Insanity · Posted: Wed May 29, 2002 12:20 pm Post subject:

Goldom · Posted: Thu May 30, 2002 11:14 pm Post subject:

miracle cure? um.. i dunno, what you want a cure for lol?

Synchronicity - The occurance of a line of events in such a fashion that supercedes random chance, thereby implying intent or a meaningful route.

MuLiShA · Posted: Thu May 30, 2002 11:57 pm Post subject:

now kids, this should teach you to say no to drugs

Goldom · Posted: Wed Jul 03, 2002 2:54 pm Post subject:

I would just like to rezzurect this old thread to say the following:

I have just proved superstring theory.

Unfortunately, the way I proved it would never be accepted by scientists or anything, its not what they consider 'scientific', well, too bad for them, cause its enough for me to know i was right.

If you want to see how exactly I did this... well,.. i dont even know how the hell to explain it. lets just say that I know.

ROOFCUTTER · Posted: Wed Jul 03, 2002 3:09 pm Post subject:

That must be the string that ties up your straight jacket....so what your really saying is you need a pocket knife to cut lose of the strings that are prohibiting your full enyoyment of life, liberty and the right to reach out and choke the life out of a few kittens every now and then!