Kilaaks again?!

hoaxie · Posted: Mon Apr 22, 2002 11:46 pm Post subject:

Okay, I checked my calendar. It is not April Fools' Day again. is it? Is there some Canadian holiday that we are upon?

Majestic Crowbars · Registered User Joined: 23 Mar 2002 Posts: 17

Looks like. I don't know about you all, but i'm getting my guns ready and going hunting after these Kilaaks. Lets get these suckers off of our planet!

...Or something like that.

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PondScum007 · Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2002 5:39 am Post subject:

aiiii wtf theyre back! kill em! kill em all!!!!!

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[njk]Nopeace4u-DBD · Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2002 6:25 am Post subject:

Up & Arms Villians

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Twisted29 · Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2002 6:29 am Post subject:

Oh man....I thought we got rid of them already...

JtH · Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2002 7:06 am Post subject:

AHHHH KILAAKS!!!!

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hoaxie · Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2002 7:18 am Post subject:

Well I went to City Hall to find Robert and ask him what he intends to do about this Kilaak invasion. When I arrived, I couldn't find him. His office was completely dishelved. Something is terribly awry. The grand clock that is on the wall above Rob's office has been defiled! The hands have been removed and replaced by a battle axe (pictured below), I wonder if this is some sort of device set to explode. Or maybe we will receive a ransom note later and that clock will tick away the hours of Rob's life. Everyone grab yur bison and be prepared to pay a steep ransom.

Fist of Kilaak · KILAAK WHO TALKS TOO MUUCH Joined: 17 Mar 2002 Posts: 38

Damn, I didn't know we were invading again. How come I didn't get a memo or a email?

Go Kilaaks!

Fist

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Blue Ruler · Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2002 7:45 am Post subject:

I've been warning you guys about this. Of course no one ever listens to me. They are going to take someone for ransom and if we don't pay (in bison) someone will end up in the Kilaaken cook pot and become Kilaaken Spam. We have to get our bison just a breeding in order to pay the ransom or ransoms. It's no sense in fighting them cause they just breed like rabbits. I was the last one that they took and OBH paid the ransom for me (I luv you). We all have to prepare ourselves for the upcoming onslaught and bolt our doors, lock your windows and pull down your curtains. There is no way that I ever want to meet one of them again face to face. They smell soooo bad and they always slobber. I am sooo scared now I am going to HIDE.

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ROOFCUTTER · Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2002 8:09 am Post subject:

Ha Blue I just got to the bottom of your post and was reading HIDE when your mouse ran off...perfect timing haha.

Don't worry the Kilaaks are on Soy and their estrogen levels are up so they are docile. Just dont mention the A$$Whooping they took last time and everthing should be ok!
ERR maybe not...

Blue Ruler · Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2002 8:31 am Post subject:

Er, Roof does that mean that the Kilaaken females are ripe ??? Maybe they can help our bison herd to expand ? Is this why they ask for bison's for ransom ? Can you imagine a Kilaaken bison running around, ooooh can you imagine the smell.

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BitterBeerFace · Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2002 12:09 pm Post subject:

Fist, you mean you didn't get the memo? It seems there was a problem with your first invasion attempt and the TPS report you were supposed to submit. I'll make sure you get another copy of the memo, and I'll send a 2nd extra, just in case...

Ktulu · Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2002 12:26 pm Post subject:

OK, I went out and spent my own money on this one, the cup is comming up and we need Rob.
KILAAKS here is a picture of the Bison were willing to trade for our leader.

Goldom · Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2002 12:51 pm Post subject:

WYY DUZZ NOO WUN TELL MEE THINGGUZ? I WANNUH INVAD TUU!

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Where did my kilaak board accout go?? I can't log in to him!!

PondScum007 · Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2002 1:04 pm Post subject:

hah no wonder the board doesstn like you, you traitor!

;>

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