NOOB QUOTES

JtH · Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2002 8:37 am Post subject:

Everyone post a screenshot of their favorite noob quotes. i dont have a screenshot of it but i saw a noob ask "How do i control this sentry"

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Brujah · Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2002 8:43 am Post subject:

My favorite noob quote ever would hafta be.. "This guy is cheating he keeps changing colors and stuff" .. I swear to god the one time I heard that.. I died laughing

Whybkuul · Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2002 8:53 am Post subject:

I think the most annoying noob quote ever is... "can I be a sniper?" I hate sniper whining

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Blown · Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2002 9:39 am Post subject:

bleh, I know Ill ask if its warpath and the other snipers are seriously lacking in talent. I wont demand it though, usually just ask once or twice until I get a response. If they say no, oh well.

I like the ones that go. Noob says, "How did I shoot myself in the Head?"

Soze · Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2002 12:54 pm Post subject:

I played dustbowl for the first time last night, and I didn't quite catch on quickly, so I kindly asked what the hell the object was.

(I've never played a map where I have to die 700 times to accomplish a goal)

I got a nice response, while not from a n00b, that I feel is worthy here. It was a great response to an honest question:

"Why do people ask questions?"

Hrm... maybe I'd actually prefer to understand my objective?? Just maybe?

*sigh*

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Kjeldorian Royal Guard 42 · Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2002 1:02 pm Post subject:

Soze, the object is to take the flag to the cap point. And kill while you are doing it.

Favorite newb quote:

"What are you going to do? Ban me? You $@#% %*&@#$ !%@^^$#! "

Yeah, that's my fave.

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Whybkuul · Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2002 1:09 pm Post subject:

My least liked noob quote.

n00b: "Take friendly fire off!"

me: "It IS off"

n00b: "Take freaking friendly fire off!"

me: "It IS off, it's called mirror damage, no being a llama for j00!"

n00b: "TAKE FRIENDLY FIRE OFF!!!"

me: "IT IS OFF!! STFU NEWBIE!!!"

Lin Sivvi Defiant Hero · Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2002 1:16 pm Post subject:

"This guy is cheating, has to be using a spy scanner, he shoots me everytime when I'm disguised."

"You don't know anything about speed hacks, you can only turn on option A and not B, C, D"

I find these two funny, because they both are wrong.
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FragFailure · Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2002 1:25 pm Post subject:

I think my favorite is

admin FragFailure: Stay out of respawn, last warning
player1: f*** you admin you p****

player1 has left the game

One player was flag holding. I said "You dare me to do something about it?" He said "Make my day." I did. he won't be back.

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Thom Yorke Obliterator · Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2002 1:36 pm Post subject:

This is only funny on TV1:

"nextmap"

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hoaxie · Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2002 2:03 pm Post subject:

TYO
I always get a kick outta that. I actually saw someone say this on TV I the other day.

*I hate this map, I can't wait til it changes!*

I was going to say something, but thought it would be more amusing to let him wait the 22 minutes to find out for himself.

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Violent Pacifist · Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2002 2:43 pm Post subject:

What's my favorite n00b quote??
I saw this on TV1 at about 6 PM yesterday...
"Switch classes you ****in' ghey. Only n00bs can play HW"

I always laugh at these ignorant people. The only class I have not seen take down a full health heavy weight is a scout. So all you HW haters can STFU!

Oh yes, and one more. I've only been accused of cheating twice (already knew it was a n00b if I was accused of cheating

), but the first time someone I had just killed said "Yeah, haha. Nice aimbot Violent Pacifist"
I just burst out laughing since I was a soldier when this happened. Now how the hell does a soldier aimbot??!!

hoaxie · Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2002 2:50 pm Post subject:

Oh, VP, I think I was there for the HW bashing yesterday. I think I said something real mature like *NEWB THIS!* and then mowed the little booger down.. again and again.

Violent Pacifist · Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2002 2:58 pm Post subject:

I didn't see you get bashed, but when it did happen, only about 4 people were on and the guy's score was something like 5 and 25 (he had capped one of the command points

)

hoaxie · Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2002 3:14 pm Post subject:

Isn't that the way it usually goes. n00bs are so ghey!!! jk