just a note

ROOFCUTTER · Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2002 6:42 pm Post subject:

After having their 11th child, a Texas couple decided that was enough, as
they could not afford a larger bed.

So, the husband went to his doctor/veterinarian and told him that he and
his wife/cousin didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him
that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem
but that it was expensive. A less costly alternative, said the doctor, was
to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in Texas), light it, put

it in an empty beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to10.
The Texan said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man in
the world, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to
my ear is going to help me." "Trust me." said the doctor.

The husband still wasn't convinced, he wanted a second opinion, so he
visited a doctor in Oklahoma. That doctor began to speak of a vasectomy,
but remembering his patient was from Texas, he told him to go
home, get a cherry bomb, light it, put it in an empty beer can, then hold
the can up to his ear and count to 10.
Since the second doctor told him to do exactly the same thing as the first
doctor, the Texan figured the procedure, strange as it seemed, must work.

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held
the can up to his ear and began to count: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5," at which point
he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, and resumed counting on
his other hand.

This procedure also works in Louisiana, Tennessee, Mississippi, Kentucky
and West Virginia and a few cities in Canada

Trigger Happy · Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2002 6:51 pm Post subject:

What a stupid, stupid man.

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Chan · Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2002 6:51 pm Post subject:

ROFLMAO That is the best joke i have heard in a while

PondScum007 · Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2002 6:54 pm Post subject:

haha ouch...lots of pain on TV today...

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Pornstar · Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2002 8:52 pm Post subject:

hahahaha funny at the expense of us Texans. And fireworks are only legal in the rural areas not in the cities.

Kjeldorian Royal Guard 42 · Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2002 9:06 pm Post subject:

YEAH! And they are like buy 1 get 50 free so there! Our fireworks are bigger than yours.

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Pornstar · Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2002 12:28 am Post subject:

Alright KRG where did you get that High School pic of me.

And your right when you go to one of these fireworks stand out in the boonies, you can buy mucho granda fireworks for little money. Heck you can even by one that is like a mini mortar that shoots a softball size firework(thats live ordinance in my book)that does all those purtty display that usually only professionals do.

gindapoo · Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2002 1:05 am Post subject:

LOL

Being from Oklahoma, I especially appreciate that joke ROOF.