KOMMANDER'S HAIKU KORNUR

Kilaak Kommander · Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2002 11:09 am Post subject:

Hello hu-mans. As you know, Kilaak Kommander is now trapped on Erth. But as we say on Planut Kilaak, when life give you lemuns . . . . you make big gun for to shoot lemuns at hu-mans.

So now Kilaak Kommander is prowd to introdeuce new feechure of The Ville: KOMMANDER'S HAIKU KORNUR. Each weke, Kilaak Kommander share new haiku poem with hu-mans.

This weke's furst poem I dedicate to Albino Biggon:

DETPACK, DETPACK

Look, it is a presunt
Giftrapped for me on doorstep
BOOM! I am now bits.

And here is speshul bonus poem for all Kilaak Kommander fans:

MAJIK GARDUN OF HWGuy

He is like flowur.
But fat and not smell so good,
And cheet all the time.

OBTUSE OF KILAAK · Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2002 11:12 am Post subject:

. . .SNIFF. . .SNIFF. . .

THAT IZ BEEYUTIFOOL KOMMANDR! ME AND OPRUH LUV THIS IDEEUH. POETREE SOOTHZ THEE KILAAK MYND.

Chan · Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2002 2:23 pm Post subject:

Wow a poem without the word PENUSES in it

Here is one for you:

Kilaaks come to ville
They make threat to our home land
We kicked thier asses

What poem is better?

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thewz · Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2002 2:31 pm Post subject:

The first line in detpack, detpack has 6 syllables, not 5...idiot

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Kilaak Kommander · Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2002 5:02 pm Post subject:

Lil-Yugi · Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2002 5:07 pm Post subject:

Obtuse are you that 180 degree math shape???

Goldom · Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2002 5:10 pm Post subject:

The Kilaak Killing Haiku

Killing Kilaaks: fun.
It is good to blow them up.
Stupid aliens.

Goldom · Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2002 5:11 pm Post subject:

The Pyro Haiku

Aaggh I am on fire!
Stupid pyro go to hell!
Don't make me llama you!

The Haiku about murder and death

Murder is funny.
Well not really, oh well, meh.
Anyway, the end.

Goldom

Goldom is very l33t.
You should give him all your cash.
So he can buy dirt.

Goldom part 2

Then he will throw the
Dirt in your faces and laugh
maniacally (ha!)

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Kilaak Kommander · Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2002 5:37 pm Post subject:

Eksellunt!

This is good exchang of artistik talunts. Kilaak Kommander bring some class to Avnativille yet!!!!

thewz · Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2002 5:58 pm Post subject:

Kjeldorian Royal Guard 42 · Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2002 6:04 pm Post subject:

Obtuse: lacking sharpness or quickness of sensibility or intellect : INSENSITIVE, STUPID b : difficult to comprehend : not clear or precise in thought or expression.

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thewz · Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2002 6:05 pm Post subject:

Migraine poem
Haiku make brain hurt
Vision is blurry, head hurts
KILAAKS EAT POOPOO!

Communist party
COMMIES, ALL OF YOU
Is what I say to piss off
DUMB STUPID KILAAKS

NEOSPORIN
NANANANA NA
NEO NANANANANA
NANANA SPORIN

Who likes men?
HA you like men HA
Kilaaks and men like same sex!
HA you like men HA

As you can see, I am almost as talented as tyo- uh I mean the Kommander.

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FragFailure · Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2002 6:14 pm Post subject:

and my favorite

The Kilaak Kommander dedication to DARKSIDE's The Emperor

EMPEROR SIT PROUD
IN MIGHTY TUNDRA FORTRESS
BEAT YOU WITH A STICK

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Goldom · Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2002 6:56 pm Post subject:

The I like cheese poem

I like cheese because
it grows mold when it is old
kind of like your brain.

hoaxie · Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2002 12:57 am Post subject:

Kilaaks are stupid
They like to mate with bison
What a lovely race

It's hunting season
All Villuns grab your ammo
Kill the penussless

Nasty Kilaak race
Please go back to outer space
All our bison died

Kilaaks are funky
Just like Steve Martin's King Tut
Go away, you stink

Kill, kill, kill Kilaaks
Die, die a horrible death
You are buzzard food

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