How to be better at fragging John Doe eh?

FragFailure · Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2001 4:12 pm Post subject:

Send him a keg of Molson's and a gift certificate for Tim Horton's donuts! Eh?

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KillerRoofcutter · Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2001 4:36 pm Post subject:

LOL is that a joke frag??

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Thom Yorke Obliterator · Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2001 4:46 pm Post subject:

Actually, it's easier to beat John Doe than you might think. Don't forget to take the exchange rate into account. Canadian frags are worth less than American frags. Right now the exchange rate is 1.57 to 1, so JD needs about 15 frags to equal 10 of mine.

CORRECTION: He needs ABOOT 15 frags to equal 10 of mine. Sorry aboot that, eh?

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John Doe · Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2001 4:49 pm Post subject:

LMAO Eh!!!!

Just sent me the Molsons and I will let you frag me until I am falling down shitfaced. If the Molsons runs out then I will be very very angry and you will suffer teh wrath of JD.

Aw heck, your gonna suffer the wrath of JD anyhow, but I wouldnt mind some Tim Hortons anyhow.

Twisted29 · Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2001 3:09 am Post subject:

A whole post without mutterring eh! We're proud of you JD, your converting to our dilect!

anthrex · Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2001 9:11 am Post subject:

lol yall i kno what molsons is but the heck is Tim Horton's donuts?

John Doe · Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2001 12:11 pm Post subject:

Tim Hortons is a big donut store chain in Canada. FragFailure has a craving for them, sort of a forbidden item that he can only get when he crosses the border into Gods Country.

JD

FragFailure · Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2001 12:40 pm Post subject:

Yeah God's country eh? What's that all about (aboot for canadians eh?) I hope Krispy Kreme Donuts is almost like Tim Horton's because Dunkin Donuts blows chunks eh? If all else fails...Detroit/Windsor metro is only 3.5 - 4 hours away eh?

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Mr. Magoo · Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2001 1:36 pm Post subject:

Indeed, it is god's country. I spent some time camping the Rockies in alberta near Banff National Park and can tell you gents tis one of the most beautiful places I've visited on this earth. I know it was off topic but it brought back some pleasent memories to this old timer.

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thewz · Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2001 2:56 pm Post subject:

What's up with all this aboot shit? I'm canadian and i have never heard another canadian say aboot...then again I am from Quebec and we speak differently than the rest of canada

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FragFailure · Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2001 3:42 pm Post subject:

Oh yeah the rebellious Quebec province. If you are speaking French you aren't saying aboot now are you. You have Southern Canadians (Windsor area) that speak like Americans. In Toronto you have mostly English, but both English and French signs. Up by JD in Edmonton the city is frozen over 8 months of the year. When they say "cold eh?" That "eh" is a reaction of brain cells freezing from the -75 Wind Chill ootside in January. I'd say it too if it was that cold 8 months a year. Could be worse, you could live in Chicago where we go from the 80's to the 30's in two days flat! Now you know why I'm online often.

Americans, try heading towards downtown Toronto from the YYZ airport and you'll see a sign that says "QEW Est" and below it says "Sortie" I was like "Umm what the..."
In downtown Toronto I heard this when asking a question to a hot dog vendor downtown.

FF: "How far is the Hockey Hall of Fame from here?"
V: It's aboot two blocks form here. Go into a building that has a glass atrium and take the escalator down. It will be uhganest the wall.
FF: I'll take a hot dog and a coke
V: That will be $3.00

SO I proceeded to take oot (in Canada at the time) 2 coins that had a gold center and a silver edge worth $2 each.

Actually I really liked going to Canada and Toronto in particular. It's like a cross of NY and Chicago. It's has NY's atmosphere (esp on Yonge St.) and Chicago's lakefront. It's very clean (minus a little bit a graffiti) and I couldn't find a really bad neighboorhood full of crime while going all over the place (unlike Detroit which is almost all bad.)

Anyone on this server live in Detroit btw? Tell me I'm over exaggerating.

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Dgenr8 · Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2001 12:31 am Post subject:

Well I went to college in Flint, about 60 minutes north of Detroit. Frag is not exagurating at all, Detroit is all GHETTO. I only know this becuse of my frequent visits to Windsor. Can I get a w00t for underage drinking, loose Canadian women, and 16 being the age of consent. Did I mention that it must be illegal to be an ugly girl in the Windsor area?
...Something about a hot Canadian woman asking you "aboot how long do you want to wait till we get out of here and go to my place?" hehe

Ok I'm rambling, and I dont want you folks to get too excited, eh.

-DG

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Pornstar · Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2001 12:48 am Post subject:

come on Molsons what type of Beer taste do you guys have. Well I guess I shouldn't say anything considering that majority of Americans (not me) drink cold piss and water with a sprinkle of alcohol ontop called Bud Lite, Coors Light(Satan's Beer of choice I swear) and Miller Lite. You guys got to come south to Big Tex and try Shipley's Donuts. Yes Krispy Kream is invading Shipley's terriorty, but hell if I want a sugar based pastry for breakfast then I will go to a cafe, but if I want a real donut then I go to Shipley's. Yes I am a rare breed in American and especially in Texas in that I drink primarily dark beers, porters and Stouts. I guess its the Scot/Irish heritage in me. Yes Dgenr8 what the hell is with American and not being able to drink under 21. In Scotland You can drink beer if you can look over the counter and hard liquer at 18, but hey whose counting. Cheers fellows.

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Pornstar · Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2001 1:32 am Post subject:

I just wanted to take a few moments to thank Canada for a few things.
1. Thank you for her hottieness Shania Twain, even though her music sucks what a babe. Yeehaw!
2. For Mike Myers, because hey we all need a shag ever now and a then.
3. Thank you...Thank you for Hockey! Enough said.

Also Frag you want to talk about volatile weather, lets talk about Texas. In Texas we go from burning damn hot to burning damn sweating your balls off skin melting not like Arizona dry heat next to hell on earth HOT. So if you guys come to visit don't take notice to the bird size misquitos(yes I know its probably mispelled), The more blood they have the slower they are. But don't be discourage Texas is a bueatiful state that has areas that pretty much represnet all types of land conditions execpt for Tundra. I mean seriously you can get a cup of water from wiping the sweat off your brow its so Humid.

Demented Avenger · Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2001 2:14 am Post subject:

How does a Canadian spell Canada?

C eh? N eh? D eh?

Sorry, couldn't resist. LOL!!

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