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PostPosted: Thu Mar 28, 2002 8:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I actually have 2 good ones but here is the best one.

One of the other carpenters and I were trading jokes on each other and it was getting pretty serious in a fun way.
At the time we were both being dropped off by our wives in the morning. It was in a residential area with apartments. So I had my wife hide in between two existing apartments. When he drove up and was getting out my wife ran up to him and loudly said "thanks for yesterday", kissing him on the cheek and handing him a bag of Easter candy in a little mesh sack with a ribbon in it, then running away before he could respond.

He was totaly confused and I was just beginning to walk up and say something, when his wife in the car started yelling violently at him and with spinning tires shot off!
They had no phone and she did not pick him up that night. So we took him home and his clothes and stuff were all thrown into their car port. It took about an hour to calm down his wife and explain to her that the girl was my wife and it was a joke! She would not believe us.



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PostPosted: Thu Mar 28, 2002 8:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not only does he cut roofs, he also takes his hand at cutting up marriages



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PostPosted: Thu Mar 28, 2002 9:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

omg thats so mean! but funny...

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 28, 2002 9:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Haha! My brothers friends and their girlfriends did the same thing! It was so funny, and it was at my brother's 21st birthday party! She was just about to leave, and I had to tell her it was just a joke

But it was pretty funny though.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 28, 2002 9:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This goes "way back in the 'day"... Our friend Eric (Snag, the same pretty boy you know) and a girl Kristen were always sucking face, etc... so Shane, Chad and I decided that everytime we showed up and they were together, one or two of us would act all pissed, and hand $20-50 to the other one/s... We only did it if they were lip-locked or sharing a chair, or something like that... So after we did it about 5 times, and people started to give us really really strange looks, we quit. Never told any of them that's what we were doing.

Either that, or when we TP'd the inside of Tiff and Tony's house. (while they were upstairs)
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 28, 2002 9:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

OK I didn't pull this off, it was done to me:

(ok thinking better of it you will all say huh but ok)

OK so me and my friend were in EC, and without me seeing, he shouted that I was selling a FBSS for 100p, and to tell me! All the sudden I'm getting all these tells from 100s of people and im all confused and telling my friend and hes laughing at me and i scrolled up and saw it.

And if ANYONE Got that, grats to you.
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