BBF's Top Ten kilaak (mis)spellings

BitterBeerFace · Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2002 8:53 pm Post subject:

Here we go, I was bored, so I decided to gather the worst spelling examples I could find...

10. "LIPHSTIILES" (Lifestyles): kilaak ov =byrnindeth=
9. "SUKSESSFULLEE" (Successfully) kilaak stooge
8. "LANGWAJ" (Language) obtuse of kilaak
7. "WERSCHUPPED" (Worshipped) kamikaze kilaak
6. "MIKROSLOFT" (Microsoft) fist of kilaak
5. "KAWALITII" (Quality) kilaak ov =byrnindeth=
4. "ILLUHZTREEUS" (Illustrious) kilaak kondom
3. "OHVURLORDZ" (Overlords) kamikaze kilaak
2. "SYKOLOGIKAL" (Psychological) kilaak ov =byrnindeth=
1. "COMYOONIKASHUNS" (Communications) obtuse of kilaak

PyROZen · Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2002 9:08 pm Post subject:

That's a damned fine list. It just leaves one question, what will those crazy Kilaaks mispell next?

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hoaxie · Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2002 12:27 am Post subject:

Yeah! What he said!

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Whybkuul · Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2002 12:35 am Post subject:

holy sh*t! even I couldn't translate that one!!

PyROZen · Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2002 1:29 am Post subject:

must kilaakian elite speak. they are more advanced than we ever thought. but after 5 minutes of headscratching i think i've worked out a rough translation....

"We are the Kilakks. We come to earth in search of goats and Micheal Jackson recordings."

anyone else think this sounds right?

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ROOFCUTTER · Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2002 1:31 am Post subject:

I agree but the end has something about the bison.

[ops]Ender · Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2002 2:16 am Post subject:

OK.. help me out. WTF is the word I'm missing...???

"silly humans trying to interpret our language. you soon will see the ... wrath of the kilaaks."

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KilaakCook · Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2002 2:54 am Post subject:

NO NO SILEE HEWMANZ WEE WHANT UR WEEMEN UND MEKHAL JAKZON WREKREDS!!!!!

GUD TOO SI KILAAKCOOK OFF OV LIS

WEE WIL ROOL UO SILEE HEWMANZ

KILAAKIAN JUGGURNOT · Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2002 2:58 am Post subject:

DUM HED HEWMANZ YEW SHO URE IGKNOWRANTS OV THE KILAAK LANGUIGE BUTT WHEN HOUR INVASHUN IS FINEALLEE KOMPLEET KILAAK WILL BEE THE OWNLEE LANGWAJ LEFT

P.S. PYROTEN SMELL LIEK PUU AND YEW CAN KUOTE MEE ON THAT WON

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OBTUSE OF KILAAK · Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2002 3:07 am Post subject:

THEE FOOL MOKS WAT IT DUZ NOT UNDRSTAND! THEE TYM IS AMUNG US BROTHRZ. THEE MOONZ UV KILAAK AR SETTEENG IN THEE NORTH KWADRANT! MEPHISTOFULEES DONOMILOS VERESPUCI!

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PyROZen · Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2002 3:30 am Post subject:

hey ender, i think the word you are missing is "chilly"

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KILAAK KONDOM · Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2002 3:52 am Post subject:

YOO HEWMANZ WIL ROO THE DAY YOO MOKD KILAAK SPELANG. WEN KILAAK IS UNEHVERSUL LAYNGWAGE YOO WIL ALL SPEEK LIK YOOR KILAAK LORDZ.

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Jaredmonkey · Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2002 10:15 am Post subject:

hoaxie · Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2002 10:23 am Post subject:

It does look like *fully.* Maybe that Kilaak has grammar issues and meant to say *full.*

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