ATTN ALL: Look what I found Kilaaks!

AFI · Posted: Thu Mar 21, 2002 12:33 am Post subject:

I stumbled across the Kilaaks top secret web page! We're doomed!

http://kilaak.tripod.com

Chen Kenichi · Posted: Thu Mar 21, 2002 12:39 am Post subject:

LMAO! Apparently the Kilaaks have taken up human mass media.

Kilaak Stooge · Posted: Thu Mar 21, 2002 12:45 am Post subject:

WHAT? YOU THIMK WE NOT NO BETTR WAY TO CUMMOUNICATE OVER LARGE DIZTANZE? WEB MUCH EZER THAN SHOUTING ACROSS DE CONTINENTZ.

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Buford Pusser · Posted: Thu Mar 21, 2002 12:52 am Post subject:

Hee Hee! Silly Kilaak's. They don't know any better, they are from another planet. They just wish that they could go onto the Grudge server and rule! Keep giving it to them Brothers!

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OS · Posted: Thu Mar 21, 2002 12:57 am Post subject:

Website currently unavailible

PyROZen · Posted: Thu Mar 21, 2002 12:59 am Post subject:

hmmm, kilaak and canadian... they both sound the same to me! the dialect seems almost identical too

j/k

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KAMIKAZE-KILAAK · Posted: Thu Mar 21, 2002 1:27 am Post subject:

SUM KILAAKS HAV AZEAN AKSENT! WEE R BESST FITERS HEER, LUUK OWT!

OBTUSE OF KILAAK · Posted: Thu Mar 21, 2002 1:37 am Post subject:

SILEE HEWMANZ! WE HAV BEN YOOSEENG YOOR OWN COMYOONIKASHUNS AGANST YOO! THE TYM FOR PEES IZ OVR! THE KILAAKS AR COMING FOR YOO!

Snaggletooth · Guest

Apparently the Kilaaks are too cheap to get a real ISP

ROOFCUTTER · Posted: Thu Mar 21, 2002 7:34 am Post subject:

That is the funniest web site...hehe. A pleasent surprise!

I just got some intellegence in from the kilaak anti invasion force.

It seems that a plague has run rampent on their home world. It has shrunk all the women down by half. We all know about their big penesus...it appears they can no longer mate. Not only are they a race facing extinction, the males are also REAL cranky.
It appears that they have fixated on the American Bison as a alternative to the now worthless female Kilaak.
The most popular slogan on the home planet of the dreaded Kilaak is "ALL YOUR BISON R BELONG TO US"

Dahak · Posted: Thu Mar 21, 2002 11:00 am Post subject:

rofl roof

(+)ASSASSIN(+) · Posted: Thu Mar 21, 2002 12:30 pm Post subject:

Your penisus may be large but your bandwith sure as hell aint.

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BitterBeerFace · Posted: Thu Mar 21, 2002 5:28 pm Post subject:

LOL Obtuse, "COMYOONIKASHUNS"... very tough with Macro$tuff's Kilaak to human translator, v.1.0.2.3.1.45.3.1.0.2

Lil-Yugi · Posted: Thu Mar 21, 2002 5:44 pm Post subject:

A monkey can make a better webpage then that!

=Glenn=The_shibby{Frog} · Posted: Thu Mar 21, 2002 5:50 pm Post subject:

lol, lmao, thats funny, come on dirty kilaaks i'll take you on in the grudge server one by one, i'll lose, but i'll still take you on,