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PostPosted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 2:20 pm    Post subject: I'll take a shot! Reply with quote

Vodka, not just a liquor, it's a miracle!!!



1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The solvent dissolves adhesive.

2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five minutes and wash clean. The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew.

3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft, clean cloth dampened with vodka. The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills germs.

4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and letting your safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving. The vodka disinfects the blade and prevents rusting.

5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, and then blot dry.

6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores.

7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo. The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair, and stimulates the growth of healthy hair.

8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle and spray bees or wasps to kill them.

9. Pour 1/2 cup vodka and 1/2 cup water in a Ziploc freezer bag. Freeze for a slushy, refreshing ice pack for aches, pain or black eyes.

10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with freshly packed lavender flowers, fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly and set in the sun for three days. Strain liquid through a coffee filter, then apply the tincture to aches and pains.

11. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub vodka on your chest and back as a liniment.

12. To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.

13. Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish sting.

14. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy to remove the urushiol oil from your skin.

15. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth. Allow your gums to absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain.


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 2:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mythbusters did a whole show on this.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 2:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I do believe you also missed

16 - Add a minimum of 8 ounces to any human being to make some people of the opposite sex more attractive then they really are!

17 - Add a minimum of 8 ounces to any human being to help said person in falling asleep.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 3:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Nanite wrote:
Mythbusters did a whole show on this.


I saw that. They had a bunch of drunk bees.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 4:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

the power of alchohol
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 9:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

soon ill be like the bees #Beer #Beer
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 9:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

There is nothing that the mysterious powers of vodka can't do.

Take 2 shots of Stolichnaya and one shot of Kahlua, then fill rest of jelly jar with 2pct. milk. Repeat until popular with opposite sex, wittier than hell and my favorite: 'invisible'.


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 10:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

so soon, people will start coming over to my house.. and all they will smell is vodka... and all they will see in the freezer is bottles of Absolute...

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 11:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is precisely why I keep a bottle of Stoli on me at all times.

Ahh good old Vodka.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 9:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

i took tooooo many shots last night
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 10:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

My favorites are Kettle One, Grey Goose, Stolli, Absolute, SKY, and Belvedere (Which is highly over rated), in that order. Vodka seems to treat me the best the next morning. Plus you can make alot of different cocktails with vodka.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 11:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Best vodka ever







Dollar for dollar stolli is the best


potato vodka like belvedere I dont really care for. The grain vodka has a less of a kick in the after taste.


O and bigfoot hunter if your going to make white Russians you need to use half and half instead of the 2pct.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 12:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm on a diet.












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PostPosted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 12:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i like my grey goose...but forget bout vodka, its all bout the guinness
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 12:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Of course, you are planning to go to Ireland sometime to taste real Guinness, not the watered down version they have here...!.

I like vodka, lemon juice, ice, soda water, sugar...bit like a Tom Collins...maybe it should be called a Boris Collinsikov....
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